O LAWD SHE COMIN

“I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to!”

Reshiram: NO TALK ME I ANGI >:(

-looks guilty-

Reshiram: I WILL NOT HESITATE TO PUT YOU IN A SANDWICH CHILD

“Gah-!!!”

Reshiram: *Very pissed off fire dragon noises*

-scared-

*She proceeds to throw her into a wall*

Hunter: Whoa I am sorry

Reshiram: Alright, that throw was shit assface!
*She grabs him again*

Hunter: Please just let me go, what do you want from me

Reshiram: I know you're hiding something, just show me what it is and i'll let you go

Hunter: Just let me go, I'm the friend of that green haired person

Reshiram: Tell me where he is, and you're free to go

Hunter: I don't know where he is

Reshiram: Could you ask him where he is?

Hunter: umm okay
*Hunter grabs his phone and calls him*

*She stands there waiting*

Hunter: Soo where are you

Zekrom: Theres no escaping N, Did you think pepper spray would stop a Dragon?

*N uses pepper spray dragon repellent and sprays Zekrom with that*

Zekrom: alright this is just getting stupid, like you N

*Hunter grabs N's arms and holds him back*

Zekrom: Time to end this once and for all...
*Zekrom then uses Dragon Claw on N* Its Beyond Super Effective!

It's killer effective and it kills N

Zekrom: Motherf**ker...

Hunter: wow

Zekrom: What di you ex- GAAAAAHH!
*She falls to the ground and Ghetsis appears behind her*

Hunter: I held N back so you could kill him

Reshiram: *Hardstyle noises*

Hunter: Whoa why are you angry

Reshiram: Some green haired kid caught my sister so i wanna shove him down my throat

Hunter: who's your sis

Reshiram: Zekrom

Hunter: Z-Zekrom

Reshiram: what, Are you like, scared of her or some dumb shit?

Hunter: Um no I'm not
*Hunter is clearly reaching for something*

Reshiram: SHOW ME WHAT YOU'RE SEARCHING FOR YOU YOU WILL GET FLAMBÉED

*A rhyperior attacks reshiram from behind*

Zekrom: Thats nice, BUT CAN YOU GET THIS DART OUT OF MY BACK?!

*Hunter takes the dart out of her back*

Zekrom: Thanks dude, AND WHO THE F**K ARE YOU? *Points to Ghetsis*
Ghetsis: I am Ghetsis and with you being paralyzed and having killed my son, i will make the original dragon Roam once Again!
Zekrom: Please tell me you're joking, i hated being a part of that god-forsaken creature

*Hunter is standing there while Zekrom and Ghetsis are arguing*

*Reshiram then fly's down and looks at N's body*
reshiram: Is that N?

Hunter: I think so

Reshiram: His face is gone, his brain is exposed, and hes been chopped in half, ZEKROM HOW THE F**K DID YOU MANAGE THAT?!
Zekrom: No clue, but could you get this old man to stop trying to make us the original dragon?!

*Hunter confusingly looks at Ghetsis*

Ghetsis: LISTEN!! IF YOU DONT COMPLY ZEKROM, I WILL FORCEFULLY MAKE PART OF THE ORIGINAL DRAGON
Zekrom: .....YOU'RE SMALL I'M TALL, YOU'RE EVIL IM GOOD, GET THE F**K OUT OF HERE GHETSIS!

Reshiram: *Quietly* F**k f**k f**k f**k!

Hunter: I accept your challenge

Reshiram: *Quietly* i can do this, I Can Do This, I CAN DO THIS!

Hunter: *whispering to Reshiram* I have to catch you just so It feels like I'm not taking a pokemon I found off of the streets to battle

Reshiram: I comply

*Hunter throws an Ultra ball and catches Reshiram*

Reshiram: Lets get her back now....

Hunter: Yes Ma'am

Reshiram: So what the f**k are we waiting for?

Hunter: Let's do this

*They go inside N's Castle*

*Hunter beats the grunts (if there's any) and heads to the top with his team*

Reshiram: N YOU MOTHERF**KER!

N: Whoa, I never thought you had a reshiram

Reshiram: hes had me for a long time, he just never used me that much

N: Whoa this Reshiram has a very foul mouth
Hunter: YOU TOOK HIS SISTER FROM HIM WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

N: And I thought legendarys were genderless
Hunter: I thought that to but she's a girl

Reshiram: Yeah, kinda weird, anyways, N Could you please hand over Zekrom? Tryna be as nice as possible

N: Over a pokemon battle
Hunter: Reshi, we have to do a pokemon battle

Reshiram: Anyways lets f**kin do this

*N Uses Zekrom first and Hunter uses Reshiram*
N: Go Zekrom
Hunter: I believe in you Reshiram

Reshiram: I believe to kid, i believe

Hunter: Reshiram use Dragon pulse

*She uses dragon pulse and deals half hp to Zekrom*

N: Agh, Zekrom use dragon claw
Hunter: *to himself* Reshi please dodge

*She dodges*
Reshiram: ZEKROM WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?
Zekrom: Reshi?

Hunter: Reshiram use overheat on N

Reshiram: Zekrom, Remember, please just remember
Zekrom: How could i forget?

*Hunter runs at N and tackles him*

Zekrom: Cant think that all this time i was being controlled by a shallow-hearted king. N has made a mistake that has taking to the grave

*Hunter throws N off of his castle wall*

Zekrom: Hunter, leave this to me

Hunter: He's already learned his lesson

Zekrom: he's not dead yet...

Hunter: I know a eletrivire is taking care of that
N: Please have mercy
Eletrivire: *Translated* There is no mercy
*Eletrivire starts using an electric type move on N*

*Zekrom flies down there*
Zekrom: F**K OFF YOU DUMB ELECTRIVE! He's mine...

*The electvire uses thunderbolt on Zekrom*
Not very effective

*She just slaps it out of the way*
Zekrom: You sir, ARE NOTHING! YOU'RE NOT A KING! yOU A SHALLOW HEARTED FREAK!

*Youre whoops

It's stupidly effective
*N tries to escape*

*She grabs him*
Zekrom: YOU'RE NOTHING! YOU'RE NOT A KING! YOU'RE A FRAUD!

*N sprays Zekrom with pepper spray and attempts to run away*

*She stops it with her hand and throws it into a wall*
Reshiram: Just. show. me. whats. in. there.

Not very effective
*The rhyperior uses earthquake and that beats her fire type*

*She just brushed it aside and LITERALLY beat it to the point it was beyond fainted*
Reshiram: SHOW ME WHATS IN THE BAG ALREADY!

*Hunter is hiding*

*She finds him and grabs him*
Reshiram: Listen bud, i will not ask you again, Give. me. the. f**king. bag!

*There is a bowl of fruit*

Reshiram: go***mn, should search deeper

*Hunter gets away from Reshiram and starts running*

*She catches up easily*
Reshiram: You can run but you cant hide! *Mumbling* damn im going full on wrong turn mode

*Hunter throws a random pokeball purposely missing Reshiram and it hita a bush*

Reshiram: *Quietly* Im waiting...

Hunter: *quietly* shhh

Reshiram: *quietly* ok

*Hunter ends their call and takes them there*

*They arrive there*

*Hunter knocks on N's door*

*Reshiram hides somewhere*

Hunter: Hey N, do you have a Zekrom

Reshiram: *in Head* Yes!

N: Zekrom, oh you mean this one
*N shows hunter an ultra ball*
Hunter: May I please have Zekrom
N: Yes
*Hunter reaches for the ultra ball*
N: One you beat me in a pokemon battle