He says as PJ is dragging a body

We never got to see who green was

Palette

Oh ok

ayo, should i be worried-

nope

i mean surely this is basically everyday life for pj

Sometimes

hmm, yea (still questioning why cursed undertale stuff exists tho)

(Same)
But still, usually all he does is either stay in his room, reading or texting and nothing else.

i'd really like to drop him at one of my aus-

How. He's depressed. He'd like AUTale tho

‾\(:>)/‾

Magic then?

ya know saiko no sutoka (its a game)

No... why?

its an game where an yandere girl chases you and you need to get out of the school before she kills you
, i made an au where the apple bros(they are allies) chase cross in nightmares castle, something like that-

Wait, like Yandere Simulator?

yeah kinda, but it is an cat and mouse game, with 2 cats and one mouse.
you can see the gameplays on yt

Undertale Peasant(Who is now called Peasant Productions) knows what Among Us is

ok

the thing is, I can see Paperjam ACTUALLY doing this

Me IRL: I guess
(We should continue this in memechat ;-;)

(Ok)

Me IRL: Including "him"(Nightmare) and "someone else"?

Me IRL: Yup. who is this "someone else"?

Me IRL: we can't talk about him here.

Me IRL: Ok.
*A month later*
Me IRL: You wanna leave or stay? Because I'm doing what you're doing.

Me IRL: I don't know.

Me IRL: *Bored* I wanna scream like a parrot right now but I can't.

Me IRL: eh, from what we know of, "someone else's bro" might be here as a ghost. who knows.

Me IRL: I still want to know who this "Someone else" is.

Me IRL: I can't talk about them, not here at least.

Me IRL: >:( Fine.

Me IRL: anyways want to head to Snowdin Forest- . . GOD IT SMELLS SO GOOD-

Me IRL: you wanna upset Dream? AND YES OMG-

Me IRL: you dare use my own spells against me, M?

Me IRL: Omae wa, mou shinderu......

Me IRL: chill...

Me IRL: *reading Magnus Chase*

Me IRL: *playing on my 3DS XL again*

Weed!Ink: *in a flowerpot I TOTALLY did NOT force him into*

Me IRL: -_-

Weed!Ink: What does she have against me?
Me IRL: I hold plenty of grudges against the original weed.

AU Dream: . . . Child you concern me
Me IRL: :|

Me IRL: I'm concerned for me, too. *still sickened by the Shight that I saw*

AU Dream: Pie anyone?
Me IRL: y e s m o t h e r

Me IRL: You would get along with my friend Toriel. She's just like you!

AU Dream: aw, how nice! Pies aren't the only things I can make, just putting it out there my children.
Me IRL: ok :3

me IRL: ^w^ *no longer feels like a useless lump of human preteen*

AU Dream: Like I said, Pies aren't the only things I can make. I can make all sorts of sweets!
Me IRL: :0 even brownies????
AU Dream: yep!
Me IRL: (OK AU DREAM IS MY FAVROUTE VERSION OF DREAM NOW-)

Me IRL: I can bake, too! I've been doing it since I was young. but an incident a few years ago left me a little scarred. literally. *Lifts up shirt to reveal a small burn scar* It was bigger when I first got it. but that was a few years ago. I was scared of hot things for a few years, but I'm over it, well, mostly over it, now. stupid boiling water.

AU Dream: well, at least it's not concerning or anything, since it's been for a few years.
Me IRL: yea. can we have brownies now?
AU Dream: *giggles* Sure! I'll go and make them
Me IRL: thanks! :3333333333333333333333333333333

Me IRL: Mhm! I was 9 when it happened too, so yea

Ohok- shit now I hear Geno screaming-

I'LL GO SAVE HIM *saves Geno*

Geno: *s c r e a m*
Ink: DUDE I JUST WANT TO SAY SORRY-

Me IRL: *holding Geno* HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Geno: *screaming*
Ink: T_T I just wanted to say sorry, that's it.. jeez....

Me IRL: Y O U A R E S C A R I N G D A B E A N *Keeping Geno away from Ink*

Ink: fine.. I'll just.. leave... *teleports*
Geno: ...

Me IRL: ... *puts Geno down*

Geno: thankyou ;-;

Me IRL: 👍

Me IRL: do you think I want to make Dream upset!?!?

Me IRL: no....

Me IRL: sorry... I shouldn't've yelled...

Me IRL: .........

Me IRL: I'll just.. be with Dream.. *leaves*

Me IRL: ........

*quiet now, besides the fact I can be heard going to Dream*

Me IRL: ...............

AU Dream: *has come to check on you* are you ok?

Me IRL: ............

Me IRL: idk.

Fresh: *his glasses* He's swag

Me IRL: ah, ok

Me IRL: *overprotective mothe-I mean FRIEND senses tingling* Ah *funk*. Time to go save Oreo boi from Grape boi 2.0

Me IRL: ohok

(Oh crap I'm leaving 3 days)
*after that*
Me IRL: Ight. Job is done and Grape boi 2.0 is on the wall of shame

Me IRL: ohok
(NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-)

(I'll only be gone for about 10 days. Plus, I'll have WiFi.)
Me IRL: *now on iPad watching YouTube with Headphones on*

(YESH)
Me IRL: *bored*
AU Dream: *opens door and pops head through gap he made* Brownies are going to be ready in 10 minutes! *leaves, closing the door behind him*
Me IRL: :0 10 minutes of boredom!

Me IRL: *gets you your 3DS XL with Pokemon Sun in it* here. *proceeds to watch on iPad*

AU Dream: My child..?

Me IRL: .......

AU Dream: . . . my child... you can tell me what's wrong..

Me IRL: ...Nothing...

AU Dream: My child... you can tell me anything..

Me IRL: It's fine, I'm fine.

AU Dream: . . .

Me IRL: *phone buzzes* *sighs* Great. Shattered's trying to do his crud again.

AU Dream: . . . I need to do something. Be right back. *gets up and leaves*

Me IRL: .. *hugs AU Dream* don't go.....

AU Dream: ? (Star's? that's... a phrase.... I haven't heard in centuries..)

Me IRL: *comes back* Oh hey Grace.
Grace: Hi M.

AU Dream: *making cookies in the kitchen*

Me IRL: NO! DUST! DO N O T FEED CROSS TO HORROR! (crap I just said that out loud)

AU Dream: (I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that-)

Me IRL: NOOT! KEEP THE COWS A W A Y FROM CROSS. I AM NOT WILLING TO GET HIM OFF OF THE CEILING AGAIN!!

AU Dream: *stops what he's doing COMPLETELY* . . .

Me IRL: Sorry. Just some of my friend being IDIOTS.

AU Dream: it's not what you said...

Me IRL: I overreact sometimes. sorry if I yelled

Geno: your quiet now, how come?

Me IRL: *D E A D I N S I D E*

Geno: I feel you. also.. this is going to be odd for me to say, but.. something seemed off when Ink left.

Me IRL: He does that

Geno: eh, fair enough. it just seemed off to me because I've never seen him leave being upset or anything. besides that one time-

Me IRL: *hugs Geno*

Geno: thanks kid..

Me IRL: 👍

Geno: I got to get going. who knows what Death is doing ;-; *teleports*

Me IRL: :'D

Me IRL: ngl ONCE here, but he's the best baker you can find here in the AU's anyways.

Me IRL: I can see. Anyways, gotta go check on Grace teal quick. BRB!

Me IRL: K! *goes to the bedroom to stay there for a while*

Me IRL: and she was T-Posing over Shattered again.

Me IRL: Of course TwT

Me IRL: What is life again?

Me IRL: I don't know. no-one knows the answer to that. not even science. but we can just enjoy it while we're here on earth.

Me IRL: OH GOD.

Me IRL: what?

Me IRL: well....I can listen to my OC's conversations. And Watercolor is PISSED. This is what went down: Lucid: Top 30 reasons why Lucid is sorry. Number 5 will surprise you!
Watercolor: Top 30 Anime deaths. Number One: YOUR F%#KING A%# RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Me IRL: I need to get Watercolor to therapy.

Me IRL: your not alone ya know.

Me IRL: *dead inside*

Me IRL: :/ goin depressed are we?

Me IRL: It runs in my mom's side of the family. also quarantine has killed off most of my brain cells and I feel like a useless lump of human sometimes

Me IRL: I have online learning for the whole of next week. F U C K.

Me IRL: Do you ever feel like a useless lump of human sometimes?

Me IRL: most of the time yes

me IRL: :')

Me IRL: :| now what

Me IRL: We can be sad beans together

Me IRL: huh. *sees another locket on one of the boxes* ?

Me IRL: (pulls the key out again* *sighs* (I'm a Cadet now. I'm in middle school. I'm grown up.)

Me IRL: .. *goes over to the locket* .. jeez, that's extremely dusty...

Me IRL: Can I see?

Me IRL: *picks it up* here.

Me IRL: Hmmm. It looks like a mix of monster dust and normal dust.....

Me IRL: did someone die holding it? idk..

Me IRL: Perhaps.....Also it's starting to smell GOOOODD

Me IRL: True
(I'm watching this video of internet medley and of 100 meme/meme songs on piano. guess what was 41...)

(megalovania?)

Me IRL: *Starts playing* :3

Me IRL: What would you do if Pokemon were real?

Me IRL: Catch them of course! I would mostly have Eevee's and it's evolutions. Eevee's a just so cute!

Me IRL: I would totally have a Decidueye. It's my favorite!

Me IRL: actually, ever heard of Pokémon Arceus Legends? Rowlet has a different final evolution! and is WAY more cool with the bow and arrow. Search it up if u don't believe me!

Me IRL: I don't think it's confirmed. Plus The Archer, The Samurai, and The (I forgot what Typholsion was) are very important in Japanese myths. So I think it will be the same.

Me IRL: I mean, it maybe a new Pokémon game, so... maybe?

Me IRL: I Dunno

Me IRL: hmm...
AU Dream: *opens door* Brownies are ready!
Me IRL: YESH-

Me IRL: Thank you!

(NO. BOOM BOOM. THE UNDERTALE MEME VERSION. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=218&v=_pvu00yL2do&feature=emb_logo)
Me IRL: still, anyone could of worn this...

(OH)
Me IRL: Perhaps it was one of the two people he was talking about.........

Me IRL: maybe
(51 IS MEGALOVANIA. And Sans be vibing to his own theme tho-)

Weed!Ink: Howdy!
Me IRL: *HAS A CAST IRON SKILLET* HIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(Wait. *reads it again* WEED. INK. I FCKEN LOVE THAT)
Me IRL: DUDE-

Me IRL: THE WEED IS HERE
Weed!Ink: I'M NOT A WEED!

Me IRL: M, IT'S FLOWEY, DON'T KILL HIM.

Me IRL: I still hate you, weed.
Weed!Ink: :'(

Me IRL: *pat* it's ok.. don't listen to her

(How is nobody questioning how I'm able to hold a cast iron skillet? because they are HEAVY)
Me IRL: -_-

Me IRL: eh, understandable.

Weed!Ink: When can we leave?
Me IRL: ..............

Me IRL: I don't know..
(*SCREEING IN CUPHEAD SHOW BECAUSE I KNOW MORE ABOUT THE CAST*)

*the smell has lessened*

Me IRL: THE COOKIES-

Me IRL: They should be done by now

Me IRL: yeah. why hasn't Dream come and told us yet?

Me IRL: *rings him*

*No answer*
Me IRL: . . . uh... that's not supposed to happen..

Me IRL should we.....go downstairs.....? We should take some cookies with us just in case......

AU Dream: It's not that either....

Me IRL: If it was the fact that I said "Noot"...... I'm sorry.......

AU Dream: . . . It's what I now remember.....

Me IRL: Hm?

AU Dream: . . . well... it's.. a bit of a story... but... just.... I have memories... with... my other 2 main children.... . . . who I lost.....

Me IRL: Oh...Sorry for asking.....

AU Dream: one... got sick and died in front of the other... the one who saw it... went to the surface... came back.... injured, very badly.... and collapsed in mine and nightmares arms....

(gtg)

Me IRL: I'm so sorry....

AU Dream: It's... fine... but... you and your friend... remind me of both of them....

Me IRL: O-oh

AU Dream: ok.. I'll stay. only because it's you my child.

Me IRL: ..Thank you..
(yes, I do get a little clingy from being upset)

(ohok)
AU Dream: is.. there anything you want to talk about..?

Me IRL: *phone buzzes again* I'm good...I was just a little down, that's all. (I SWEAR TO GOD INK IF YOU BURNED THE KITCHEN DOWN-) OH MY GOD. TOOTHLESS! WE'RE GOING TO THE DOODLESPHERE FOR A FEW HOURS.

AU Dream: ?? what's that?
Me IRL: *comes into room* He did it again, didn't he-
AU Dream: ?????????????????????
Me IRL: *sighs* We'll be gone for a bit, ok?
AU Dream: ok...?
Me IRL: *with power of ✨C r e a t o r✨, I teleport*

Me IRL: He burned down the kitchen again. *joins*

AU Dream: ??????????

Grace: A friend burned down the Doodlesphere kitchen again.

AU Dream: *freaks out a bit* I'm just gonna make cookies- *leaves*

Grace: You have fun, I have to deal with the Star's shenanigans.

OMG NO-

yes

Wait hold on who did PJ kill-

Goth

ppfffftt

But RIP Goth tho-

yep

Wait then RIP PJ 'cause either Reaper or Geno will do something later about it-

yea tru-

Wait but Ink and Error are overprotective, and Geno is technically TERRIFIED of Ink(it's easy to figure out why), and Ink is the only one who actually IGNORED Reaper's death touch. Error would just hold them by strings tho. so Rip Geno(X2) and Reaper-