is this correct?

very much
but insert gradient questioning his life choices.

(Lux's canonical age is 16-)

(ik, its more i the future lol, i made the entire fkin timeline soooo)

XD

i think, gradient would be the only sane one.

Gradient: that I am
PJ: I'M DEPRESSED-
Gradient: BROTHER NO-

*Wheeeze*
gradient prob gonna move out faster than pj

Gradient: we're both 24-
PJ: * d e p e s i o n *

damn it i really gotta do more research....(also sorry lmao)

Gradient: yeah
(they're 24 in my head-cannon)

(in my headcannon palette is the most oldest (prob being round 18) whilst pj and grad are like 15/16, so yeah you cant blame me for messing it up)

(All ages for the brothers in my head cannon, oldest to youngest: PJ & Gradient, 24. Bluescreen, 20. Pallete, 16. and Blueprint 12.)

👌
(pallete,goth:18/19, starcross:13, lux, crescent: 22/20, Armonia(diff au and im ready for the hate): 16, Omni(not a ship child, but pjs cannon love partner):17,pj&gradient:16, Nebula(outer x Sci (maybe with bird) shipchild i made):15.....those are the main ones i guess)

WHEN THE

?????

When the is the the when is is the is when is when when the

what-

W H E N T H E

:|

Memes now be like:

Yep.

Bubbles: (Grabs Ink and pulls him off Error)

Nightmare: ... *purring*

(She moves closer to him)

Nightmare: *purring* ?

(She starts purring again)

Nightmare: *purring*

(She keeps cuddling him)

Nightmare: *purring*

"I love you"

I hate the ship but this... THIS is adorable (I find it an exception because they are both kinders)

Nightmare: *purring* . *nuzzles*

(She nuzzles back)

Ink: *falls to ground* . .
Me IRL: *picks him up* ok to bed with you-
Nightmare: . *goes over to Bubbles* you ok..?

Bubbles: Malice... is trying to corrupt me again...
Malice: GRRR--

Nightmare: Leave. Her. ALONE. *Is pissed now*

Malice: (Mad) BACK OFF.
Bubbles: (Crying)

Nightmare: .. Just like Shattered, aren't you..

Malice: (Grabs Nightmare by the neck)
Bubbles: (Trying to get Malice to let go)

Nightmare: *moves one tendril to hold Malice* And.. You... thought... you... where.... the... one... in.. control... here...?

Malice: (Gives him the finger) I am, BEACH. [Fresh Censored]
Bubbles: (Finally gets Malice to let go of Noot) MALICE!

Nightmare: *lands perfectly* .. *catching breath* . .

Buttercup: (Shoots Malice)
Malice: HISSSS...
Bubbles (Now back in control): Sorry, honey...

Sci: .. ./.

Epic: :333333333333333

Nightmare: *purring*

Blossom: (Blushes)

Buttercup: (Pats Epic on the head)

Bubbles: (Falls asleep in Nightmare's arms)

Sci: ..

Epic: ^w^

Nightmare: *purr and protecc*

THE NEXT DAY...

(Everyone is teleported back)

Blossom: (Holding hands with Sci) -////-
Buttercup: (Hugging Epic) -////////-
Bubbles: (Asleep)

Sci: ...

Epic: what-

Nightmare: ... what have I just witnessed-

Shippers: We got THREE OTPS NOW!
Bubbles: (Wakes up after hearing this)
Buttercup: (Notices Bubbles's face) Ok, everybody leave or cover your eyes! This scene is gonna be rated "R" for abundance of outrageous gore! [She runs out of the room w/ Epic]

Epic: ???

Sci: .. *teleports w/ Blossom*

Nightmare: (well shit-)

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hClwTeosF2o begins playing]

Malice: YOU...

Bubbles: [Oh no, not this again!!]

Shippers: . . .

Nightmare: . . *Get's out a machine gun & loads it* Hun, cover your ears.

Malice: (About to attack the shippers)

Bubbles: Honey, please leave... Malice and I have this one in the bag...

Shippers: (Start making a break for it, but get stopped by black bones) WHAT THE--

Nightmare: *nuzzling and purring*

(She blooshes)

Nightmare: *nuzzling and purring continues*

(She keeps blushing)

Nightmare: *nuzzling*

Bubbles: (Bright pink) >///////////<

Nightmare: *still nuzzling*

(She kisses his forehead)

Nightmare: *nuzzling stops for a second, before it continues*

(She pats his head)

Nightmare: It's fine.

(She starts cuddling him)

Nightmare: *purr*

Malice: (Under her breath) Idiots.
Buttercup: (Takes a photo before running away)
Blossom: Awww! ^w^

Nightmare: *purring*
Lucas: (yea no-) *leaves again*

Bubbles: (Purr)
Buttercup: (Drawing the photo)
Blossom: (Leaves the room to check on Buttercup)

Nightmare: *purr*

Bubbles: (Lies down next to Nightmare)

Nightmare: *purring* ?

(She falls asleep)
Malice (Now a ghost): Darn it.

Nightmare: *tells another and starts laughing at his own joke*

(Something about that bad joke... It's all flooding back!)
Bubbles: (Hugs Nightmare)

Nightmare: I'm still and always here for you..

Malice (As a ghost): Darn..
Bubbles: (Keeps hugging him)

Nightmare: *purring a little*

Bubbles: (Purr)

Nightmare: *purr*

(She smiles)

Nightmare: *purring*

Buttercup: Okay guys, it's safe to go back in the room.

Nightmare: *starts purring again*

(She kisses him on the lips)

Nightmare: *louder purring*

(She smiles)

Nightmare: *purring*

Buttercup: (Hugs Killer)
Blossom: -_-

Killer: ??????
Nightmare: *purring*

(Bubbles purrs, too)
(Buttercup keeps hugging Killer)

Nightmare: *purring*
Killer: ??????????????

Buttercup: (Lets go of Killer)
Bubbles: (Purring)

Killer: why where you hugging me?
Nightmare: *purring*

Buttercup: (Looks away from Killer, blushing)
Bubbles: (Nuzzles Nootmare)

Killer: ???
Nightmare: *purring*

Buttercup: (Gives Killer a quick kiss on the lips before turning away)
Bubbles: (Nuzzling)
Blossom: (Sigh) [Guess I'm the only one that's not paired with anyone yet.]

Killer: . . . (what-)
Nightmare: *nuzzling*
Draco(who is 11 and is hanging down on the ceiling from his horns): yep

Bubbles: (Nuzzling)

[Wait. If you can think of one Sans that is okay with being stuck with Blossom in a room for 24 hours, who would it be?]

Nightmare: *purring*

[I don't know..]

[Welp. Only one way to find out.]

{I end up using RP logic to teleport Blossom, Sci, Classic, and Fell in the same room.}

{The same thing happens with Buttercup, Dream, Horror, and Killer.}

Bubbles: (Purring)

Nightmare: *purring*

[Well there goes Cross's temper-]

(I also end up sending Cross to the room w/ Dream)

Nightmare: *purring* . *protecc*

(She smiles)

Nightmare: *purring and protecc*

Shippers: AWWW!! SO CUTE!
One of them: Bubbles x Nightmare, OTP!

Nightmare: ...
Night(Ghost): *Cocks/loads shotgun* say it again, I dare you

Bubbles: (Asleep)
Another Shipper: It's still cute!

Nightmare: . . .
Night(Ghost): *shoots them, and loads the shotgun again* anyone else?

(The rest of them left)
Bubbles: (Wakes up from the gunshot, and looks at Night) ?!

Nightmare: I swear-
Night(Ghost): Don't. Ask. *the shotgun disappears, and he also disappears*

(She falls back asleep)

Ink: *GROWL* LET ME GO
Error: ;-;
PJ: AW COME ON IT WAS GETTING TO THE GOOD BIT!

Bubbles: Ink. TRICK. OR. YEET.
Buttercup: (Helps Error up)

Error: thankyou
PJ: *Stops recording* cool, now I can show my brothers- *teleports*
Ink: . . . TRICK

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Bubbles: (Turns Corrupted) TRICK IT I S. (She starts using blue magic to throw Ink all over the room)
Blossom and Buttercup: (Carry Error out of the room)

Error: thankyou
Ink: that.. doesn't actually work.

(She then starts strangling him) "W H Y Y O U L I T T L E!"
Buttercup: Okay, someone go get Nootmare!

Ink: HRK- *barely breathing at this point* . . .
Lucas: *walks into room* and- *walks out of the room* I'm getting Nightmare-

Malice (Corrupted Bubbles): [Strangling Ink] You... I D I O T. DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU HAD ANY CONTROL HERE?!
Bubbles: H-Help...

Ink: . . .

Nightmare: *Now in room* WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?

Malice: (Puts Ink down) Um..
Bubbles: (Crying)

[Cross's temper is back to normal now ;-;]

Blossom and Buttercup: [Ah shoot. Here we go again.]

Sci: . . what-
Classic & Fell: :|

(w/ Buttercup)

Cross: :3
Dream: T-T
Horror: ????????
Killer: :|

Buttercup: Hi.
Blossom: H-Hello...

All 4: hi

(W/ Blossom)

All 3: hi?

TWO HOURS LATER..

Buttercup: (Practicing her gun on a training dummy)

Blossom: (Trying to design a robot of some sort)

All 4: :|

Sci: uh... need a little help with that..?

(Epic suddenly gets teleported in the room w/ Buttercup)

Blossom: (Nods)

Epic: What up my pals
Cross: BRUH
Epic: oh hey
Cross: *sighs*

Sci: *helps her out*

Buttercup: (Turns around) ?!

Blossom: Thanks..

Bubbles: (Purr)

Nightmare: okie *unloads it and leaves the room*

THREE MINUTES LATER...

(The shippers are lying in piles of their own blood and guts)

Malice: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bubbles: Nightmare! A little help please? Malice is trying to corrupt me again.

Nightmare: *back in* . . <Image>

(The Lost Soul {Bubbles} Appeared)

Nightmare: (shit) . . .

ACT:
1. [Joke]
2. [Mercy]
3. [Hug]
4. [Talk]

(ok I'm bak)

Nightmare: . . *makes a really really bad pun* .

The Lost Soul starts laughing

Nightmare: . . *tells another*

The Lost Soul keeps laughing

(gtg)

Nightmare: *bak to protecc mode*

Bubbles: (Purring)

Nightmare: *protecc*

(She keeps purring)

Nightmare: *still protecc*

(She cuddles him)

Nightmare: *purr*

(She keeps cuddling)

Nightmare: *purring*

(She kisses him on the lips)

Epic: Hi Bruh

Sci: your welcome.. *goes back to where he was, and sits*

Nightmare: *P u r r*

Buttercup: (Trying not to blush) Hey bro.

Blossom: (Smiles a little)

Bubbles: (Cuddles Noot)

Epic: Hi
Cross: wait your related?
Killer: *shrugs*

Sci: *is apparently sitting alone*

Nightmare: *purring*

Buttercup: Bro as in "Friends", silly!

Blossom: (Goes over to him and hugs him)

Bubbles: (Cuddling)

Cross: oh
Epic: yea bruh

Sci: ?

Nightmare: *purring*

Blossom: (Blushing a little)

Buttercup: (Hugs Epic)

Bubbles: (Purr)

Sci: ?

Epic: ^w^
Cross: .

Nightmare: *purr*

Blossom: >//////<
Buttercup: (Pats Epic on the head)
Bubbles: (Purr)

Sci: ..?

Epic: :3

Nightmare: *Purr*

Blossom: (Using sign language to say 'I think I love you.')
Buttercup: (Gives Epic some cookies)
Bubbles: *Purr*

Sci: ...?

Epic: . .

Nightmare: *purring*

Buttercup: (Holding Epic's hand) Is everyone oKAY--- what happened?!
Blossom: (Startled) W-Woah!
Bubbles: (Purr)

Epic: I don't know

Sci: ..what happened h-here...?

Nightmare: *purr*

Buttercup: Looks like Nightmare stopped Malice, but now we gotta clean up this mess.
Blossom: (About to puke) Yep..