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"Legal" bombs | I LOVE HOW THE 4TH OF JULY CELEBRATION IS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR AMERICANS TO BUY "LEGAL" BOMBS. | image tagged in 4th of july flag fireworks | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
552 views 64 upvotes Made by anonymous 4 years ago in Dark_humour
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2 ups, 4y,
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Murcia f**k yeah
0 ups, 4y
Hell yeah brother!
2 ups, 4y,
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4th of July problems... | M80 AHHH AHHH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! ME ON THE 4TH OF JULY... MY FRIENDS... WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? | image tagged in 4th of july,dynamite,it burns,death comes unexpectedly | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Safety first! Don't throw those things at you brother! Unless he just broke your switch...
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2 ups, 4y,
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My family likes to let little kids from ages 4-12 chase eachother with Roman candels in a 20 by 20 area. Roman candles burn a tempeture exceeding 4500 °F (2500°C) plus actusmal burn eachother with sparklers (which burn at at tempeture that can melt metak).
0 ups, 4y,
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Roman candles are fun until someone gets set on fire! Lol.
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1 up, 4y,
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That just makes it more fun!
0 ups, 4y,
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As long as it's people ya don't like!
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1 up, 4y,
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But that is everyone
1 up, 4y
Light em up! Light em up!
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1 up, 4y
Yeah
1 up, 4y
True that
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1 up, 4y,
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I buy bombs and legalities don’t stop me
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2 ups, 4y
That sir is the black market.
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1 up, 4y,
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You are aware that the Chinese invented fireworks circa 200BC. Or maybe not.
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1 up, 4y,
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Yeah i know but americans decided to make a celabration all about fireworks
1 up, 4y,
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Canada Day which gives Canada an excuse: am I a joke to u
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1 up, 4y
Sorry wasnt trying to exclude other countries independence days it is just many americans are stupid so giving us a reason to buy explosives isnt the best idea.
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1 up, 4y,
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If you are an American kid and haven't learned about why we celebrate the 4th of July then you either aren't paying attention in class or your history teacher SUCKS. Look up "Bastille Day" (July 14) and what that means for French People. And yes, they set off fireworks, too.

Read up:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_independence_days
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0 ups, 4y,
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Dude getting quarantined half way through last school year doesnt help either. I know we celebrate the 4th of July for other reasons than fireworks but most people dont rember the 4th of July as the day we declared independence they rember it as the day there are alot of fireworks. Also i wasn't trying tp exclude other countries independence days it is just that in america, more so in the less populated areas a small colourful exslopive is some we let kids try and kill eachother with. In summary many americans are stupid so giving us a reason to buy explosives isn't the best idea.
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So what? Does that mean because America has too many fat people in it we shouldn't celebrate Thanksgiving Day? Or Christmas (the non-religious aspect of it) etc.
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0 ups, 4y
Dude I uploaded this meme as a joke. I wasn't prepared for a whole agreement. There are other ways to celebrate holidays.
1 up, 4y,
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1 up, 4y
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1 up, 4y
Dry ice + water bottle
Guns with blanks
And a story to spin
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
The American Way
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0 ups, 4y
Murica
1 up, 4y
Me, a Tannerite connoisseur:
0 ups, 4y
Well yes but actually yes
0 ups, 4y,
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Hey, god bless America.
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0 ups, 4y,
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Yep the land full of diabetics and idiots. We need all the help we can get.
1 up, 4y
Checkmate.
0 ups, 4y
I beg to differ, sure there are some idiots but who else are we supposed to laugh at? And I can’t deny the amount of fat people here, but if we didn’t have them, who would make use feel better about our own weight?
0 ups, 4y,
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I can buy bombs whenever and wherever I like, 4th of July be damned.
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0 ups, 4y,
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But this time ot is "legal".
0 ups, 4y,
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That depends where you live. In Missouri no one could give less of a f**k when you shoot them off. Just as long as it’s not hurting anyone.
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1 up, 4y,
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Same with New Mexico.
1 up, 4y
God bless America!
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I LOVE HOW THE 4TH OF JULY CELEBRATION IS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR AMERICANS TO BUY "LEGAL" BOMBS.