the bf

*a cloaked figure lands beside you, and raises a robotic, three-clawed hand which starts spinning* "the brotherhood of the eye calls for your life"

bf: nani?

*he strikes at your heart with the claw

bf: *dodges*

*he pulls out a gun*

Gf: “hi honey”^^

pico: what are you doing here?

gf: “we’re bored.” -shrug-

bf: yea

Gf: “any ideas on what we could do?”

pico: nah

Gf: “oh-“ :(

bf: well we should find some others

Gf: “ok!”

pico: bye!

Gf: “bye.”

bf: hello!

Gf: “how are you?”

bf: good

Gf: “good to hear!”^^

bf: *eats some cookies*

Gf: :0 “can i have some?”

bf: ok *gives a cookie*

Gf: -eats it in like two seconds-

bf: its good

Gf: “mhm!”

bf: oh wait its a perfect one!

Gf: “yay!”

bf: imma save this perfect one

Gf: “ok!

bf: *at home* *puts perfect spongebob popsicle in the freezer*

Gf: -still eating her strawberry- “wanna try some?”

bf: nah im good

Gf: “oki.” -nom-

bf: *generates a spongebob popsicle and eats it*

Gf: -hap-

bf: *after the movie* imma sleep

Gf: “cuddles?”

bf: ehh ok

-cuddles ensue-

bf: *blushes a bit*

Gf: “i love you.”

bf: me too

-snuggle-

bf: :)

She falls asleep

bf: *generates 1,000 cookies*

*they eat cookies for hours*

bf: why are these so good

Gf: “i dunno-“

bf: *generates more cookies*

gf: -starting to look a lil chubby- or was she like that before?-

( well no, unless shes the hd version XD )

(Ssssssshhhhhhhh I’m ill using to something)

bf: (imma just continue) *keeps on eating cookies*

(*eluding auto correct why)

Gf: -stops- “whoo- i think I’ve had enough.”

bf: wait how did you get pregnant tho?

Gf: “. . . Do i really have to explain this-?”

bf: yes

Gf: “. . .” -awkwardly explains how babies are made-

bf: ...

Gf: “i suppose i should have explained that BEFORE we uh- y’know.” ._.;;

bf: '_'

Gf: -embarrassed-

bf: *intensely blushing*

Gf: “well- we’re gonna have a baby.”

bf: im hungry

Gf: “me to-“

bf: *eats some more cookies*

-also eats more cookies-

bf: *after a while* im bored

“Me to- wanna go hang out with Pico?”

bf: ok

They go to get Pico

(Can you be Pico-

pico: (ok) hey!

gf: “hi pico”!

bf: im full

Gf: “m-me to- hey, there’s something i came here to tell you. But i got distracted with the cookies.”

bf: yea?

Gf: “. . . I’m pregnant.”

bf: WHAT THE-

Gf: “i-I’m sorry!”

bf: its ok, im just scared to be a dad

“W-well- I’m scared, too. . .”

bf: so what do we do?

Gf: “i don’t know. . .”

bf: where should we go now?

Gf: “uuuh- we could get ice cream!”

bf: ok!

Gf: “yay!”

bf: *at the ice cream truck* i would like a spongebob popsicle

Gf: “i wan a strawberry cake popsicle please.”^^ (these things)

ice cream guy: ok *hand them what they want*

Gf: -bites into her popsicle—

bf: *eats the spongebob popsicle*

(You know they’re creepier than that XD)

Gf: - n o m -

bf: imma go to the store

Gf: “ok!

bf:*after the store* i got some diamond dig it's!

Gf: “OOH!”

bf: *mines the diamond* eyyyy we got the diamond

Gf: “yaaay!”

bf: im bored

Gf: “wanna watch a movie?”

bf: ok

-they go watch a movie-