that means waking up will be a existent nightmare

lol

bro, what if they have a shock fetish

NO

Yesh

*buys this for myself since I may or may not be asexual anymore*

Oop

Oh dear

ill take 3

Cute~

>:| c a p

Good. That’ll be your whole life savings account.

>:| w h a t .
how about i get a friend discount?

Unless you do me a favor

and that is?

Mmmmm I’m jot sure

i cant agree to a favor if i dont know what it is

Hmmmm

i also have a couple concerns:
what if heaven likes being shocked?
how do i recharge it?

I would moan when I get shocked

NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

LORALORALORA WE HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THE DEVICE *screeches*

OMG TURN UP THE SHOCK

good idea

Hehehe

Uh oh
Now that’s a problem

wait, it can be solar powered

*buys this for may*

Pffft

that’ll be a problem for many ppl here lol

True

XD
so hru

I’m doing fine. You?

Noice
Pretty good the last few weeks, but today was kinda meh. But we had some fun watching tv tonight

What did you watch

we’re binge watching once upon a time, but we just got to the musical episode. it was a lotta fun

That’s good!

thx, have u seen it?

No :/

o, well the whole show is really fun to watch

ok?

i started drivers ed today, any tips?

Idk
Just follow their instructions and you’ll be fine

im so stressed thoooooo

What whyyy

i d e k
i just think ill mess up really badly ;~;

You won’t

thanks :)

I’ll be saving that, thank you