Not the duck.

Mirikodo(older ver- workin on art): “um- can i help you?”

Aflac: *in pain, clearly*

Mirikodo: “uuuh-“ she twirls her uniform tie around her finger

(Here, aflac isn't in god mode, he can't enter it and his big pain was by none other then sayori)

She reads his files-

“Sayori? Ugh- old news!”

(Sayori would be in files "Ex's I want to kill"

“Still- old news.”

*Page 2 Files "People I saved"
*lists a bunch of people and near the end says Mirikodo*

“!?!?- what the f*ck-“ she looks at the details

Aflac: *bleeding*

*Error: File: Aflac.exe could not be deleted.*

She looks for a fire wall or a vpn

*Warning: AFLAC.exe is not stable.*

She tries to break down the code piece by piece

*Access Denied. Aflac.exe is protected by a firewall.*

*details: Reason for saving: Attempted to kill Sayori with sword, accidentally broke sword and hurt Mirikodo. Used healing powers to save*

“I remember that. . . Whatever.” She closes the files and deletes him

Aflac: hi

Aflac: are you me but duck

Aflac: yes I sell health insurance

Aflac: can I have some

Aflac: yeah sure https://www.aflac.com/default1.aspx

Aflac: ok I got it

Aflac: ok good

Aflac: a

E

Aflac: my life insurance

Aflac: you look in pain

Aflac: do you cover knives in the back

Hey I see that

Aflac: stabby man

Oh

Aflac: yes

Aflac: how?

Aflac: please

Mario: Yo aflac what happened?

Aflac: *clearly in pain*

Mario:.....Should i help?

Aflac: *dying*
Luigi: yep

Mario: what even happened?

Luigi : looks like he got shot in the head and was stabbed 7 times

Mario: damn

Luigi: how is he alive

Mario: no clue

Luigi: what now

Mario: u act like i would know

Luigi: WELL IM NUMBER 2

Weegee: Hello!

Aflac: aaa my leg