pov: you see me in a haunted house with blood

Te to kill a Kind ja!

bf: what

Uhhh American kind time to kill a child

In your language

bf: no kill me im immortala bc im a main character

You die whenever you lose so rap battle

bf: ok ⏪⏩⏬⏩⏩⏪⏪⏩⏫⏩⏬⏩⏬⏫⏩⏫⏩⏫⏩⏫⏩⏫⏩⏪⏩⏬⏩⏬⏩⏫⏪⏩⏫⏩⏬⏩⏬⏩⏫⏫⏩⏫⏩⏫⏫⏬⏪⏫⏫⏫⏪⏬⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫🔴🔴🔴⏫⏪⏫⏩🔴⏩🔴⏩🔴🔴⏩🔴⏩🔴⏩🔴⏩🔴⏫⏩⏫⏩⏬⏩⏫⏪ *the red notes make you take damage*

You better be ready for some 115
Cuz your about to die!

bf: yea right

🛑⏩⏩⏩⏩🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑⏫⏫⏫⏬⏬⏩⏬🛑⏬⏬⏫⏫🛑🛑⏪⏬🛑⏫🛑⏬🛑🛑⏫🛑⏬🛑⏪🛑⏫🛑⏫⏫⏫⏬⏩⏫⏪⏩⏫⏪⏬🛑⏬⏪⏫⏪⏫⏬⏫🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑⏩⏬⏪⏩⏬⏪🛑🛑🛑🛑⏩⏬⏬⏩⏬⏪⏩⏬🛑⏬⏪⏫🛑⏩⏫🛑⏬⏬🛑⏬🛑⏬🛑⏬🛑⏬🛑⏬🛑⏬⏬🛑⏬🛑⏬🛑⏬🛑⏬⏬🛑⏬🛑⏬🛑⏬⏫🛑⏫⏪⏫⏫⏪⏫⏫⏫⏪⏫🛑⏫🛑🛑⏬🛑⏬⏬🛑⏬🛑⏬🛑⏬🛑⏬⏬🛑⏬🛑⏫⏫🛑⏫⏫⏫🛑⏫

bf: *no hits*

Weegee: Huh?!

bf: hello i did not commit a crime scene i woke up here

Weegee: ...

bf: pls get me out of here

Weegee: I'll try...

bf: ok pls a lemon almost killed me but went for someone else

Other bf:!!!
Super Mario: OK WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE!?

Cookie: (image)

bf: pls help me

Cookie: Boyfriend WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO!?

bf: all i did was wake up here

Cookie: isn’t this lemon’s house? I saw him at the Bar with Bill talking about Lemon’s new restaurant and that it served actual people.

bf: yes

Cookie: oh fudge. We should get outta here. Where’s Girlfriend?

bf: idk but shes not here

Cookie: your girlfriend is dead then look at the severed hand it’s probably hers….

bf: its a clone

Todd: ._.

bf: of course cause this has fricking respawns!

Todd: A

bf: lets just go

Todd: Les go

bf: *leaves the house*

bf: pls get me out of here

Todd: *tries to unlock door but it's locked* WELL F**K

bf: welp now we have to die to a human-eating lemon

Todd: n o *breaks door* i have unleashed 1% P O W E R

bf: *gives a computer* then no-hit god eater

Todd: ok *FC's God Eater with only sicks*

bf: hmmm impressive

Todd: hold on *snaps lemon Demon out of existence*

bf: he respawns

Todd: shit

Melody: “d-dad!? Are you ok!?

bf: they are only kids

“So am i! (She’s 12 1/2) i dont try to EAT PEOPLE-“

bf: the lemon fricking tricked them

“Good point- i don’t know the way out of here, and i lost mom. Do you?”

bf: no i woke up here next to a severed hand

“. . . Uh oh. Well we can’t leave without mom-“

bf: i found her

“Where?”

bf: shes next to us

Melody looks over- “. . .”

bf: yea

Melody: “what’s going on!? I woke up here and had to run from two kids who thought i was candy-“

bf: that gosh darn carnivore lemon, also they are skid and pump

Melody: “oh, well that makes se- hold on, a carnivore WHAT-

bf: he put a severed head as a star on christmas

“Ooh- wasn’t i a baby when that happened?”

bf: yea

“Oh- well we should get outta here then.”

bf: *takes out humongus lollipop* imma deal with the spookies

“don’t leave me with the lemon demon-“

bf: hes not here, but he was here when i woke up

“Alright well-“

Skid: “IT IS ESPOOKY MONTH!”

Pump: “we are here for the candy girl!”

bf: *gives lollipop* shes not candy the lemon tricked you

(Gtg shower- brb)

(ok)

(Back)

Skid and Pump: “but our friend would never trick us!”

bf: just have the big lollipop instead

Both: “. . . OK!” They take it and run off

bf: aww

“. . . I am traumatized.”

bf: nevermind its her dead clone

“. . . I B L E E Ping hate this place.”

bf: i f**king hate this place too

“Beep-“

She curses in b e e p under her breath

bf: should we walk

“I mean- ok.”