*coff*

(I'll use Kawaii, and make a different purrsion with Cloud, k?)
Kawaii: Are you ok?

Garcello: huh? yeah, why are you asking?

Kawaii: nevpurr mind...
Kawaii: Why don't we rap battle?
Kawaii: * begins singing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvdz6L6Tct4 *

Garcello: sure little man.

Kawaii: I'm a female qwq

Garcello: sorry, i call everyone little man.

Kawaii: You know what, I don't care anymore. I get misgendered all the time :p

Garcello: *starts singing*

Kawaii: *sings* (Kawaii's voice is like A.G.O.T.I's but autotuned)

Garcello: *cough*

Kawaii: And this is what I meant by "Are you ok".
Kawaii: Smoking's bad for you...

Kawaii: ...!

Garcello: your right.

Kawaii: I do bad things too... I overdose on waffles and I drink too much cola-flavored slurpees that are actually alcohol o-o

Garcello: why do you do that-

Kawaii: I'm addicted to sugar...
Kawaii: *inhales cookies at light speed without chewing*
Kawaii: Also I have a black hole in my stomach.

Garcello: *coughing becomes worse*

Kawaii: And you're probably gonna die. Good thing I know how to revive people...

Garcello: I'm fine. Maybe just one more song won't hurt.
(Starts singing https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DOXxt30c-7Tk&ved=2ahUKEwjUhvmMur7xAhUZmWoFHUUbANgQwqsBegQICxAE&usg=AOvVaw1R7UV4RJsc7xeOObBYBZQe&cshid=1625025082036 )

Garcello: *coughs a bunch of times*

Kawaii: *JUST F**KING WAITS*
Kawaii seems to be waiting to revive you...

Garcello: *Le coff*

Kawaii: *Prepares shield*

Garcello: *coughing is not intense anymore* sorry I'm fine

Kawaii: Mhm...

Garcello: a

Kawaii: *stares*

Garcello: *ash*

Kawaii: Youuuu're bound to die soon.

Garcello: *yep

Kawaii: *twitches cat ear*
Kawaii: Now what?

Garcello: wait, Patrick's fishing license in SpongeBob means he can kill

Kawaii: what

Garcello: you heard me

Kawaii: ...?

Garcello: Patrick from SpongeBob can kill with his fishing license

Kemuri: “well well well.”

Garcello: hm?

Kemuri: “i doubt you remember me. Lung cancer messes with your head.’

Garcello: your probably right.

Kemuri: -takes another puff of her cigarette- *cough* *cough*

The girl looks to be approximately- 11 years old.

Garcello: i know my life choices are bad, but you shouldn't be smoking

Kemuri: “you taught me, pops.” -puff-

Garcello: but my life choices are bad. you shouldn't be smoking. And why did you call me pops?

Kemuri: “told ya you didn’t remember me.’

Garcello: honestly, i haven't seen anyone in months

kemuri: -sigh- “i have to bring this out every time, don’t i?” She takes a little photo of them out of her pocket- she looks around five in it

Garcello: ... *a little smile in rememberence*

Kemuri takes another puff and goes into a fit of coughs

Garcello: i regret my life choices.

“Yeah-“ *cough* “me too-“ she falls to the ground, coughing harder and dropping her cigarette

Garcello: you ok?

She shakes her head before passing out- she’s breathing, but out cold

Garcello: *looks calm, but panicking inside*

She has a painful ad regretful look frozen on her face

Garcello: *starts sweating* this ain't good...

Her breathing is slowing down. . .

Garcello: *panicking and attempts any life saving processes*

She wakes up after a while, but still looks woozy

Garcello: oh thank God *coughs and falls over*

-Kerumi hugs him-

Garcello: *slight smile before passing out from all the attempts and coughing*

(Gtg cya tomorrow)

Kemuri sits next to him on the ground, patiently waiting for him to wake up- she was used to this.

(aw man ok)

Garcello: *dying*

Can’t say she wasn’t used to that, to.

Garcello: *does wake up* Jesus Christ i should not be smoking anymore

“You’re probably not going to follow through with that.”

Garcello: your right

“. . . I faked it, ya know. Kinda hoped if you thought i almost died, you might stop. But i guess i was wrong. Don’t worry dad, i never really smoked.”

Garcello: *smile*

“Well, that didn’t work- i should probably just go home. Maybe mom’ll hit me with a bottle again tonight- that’s the only excitement in my life.”

Garcello: she what.

“Doesn’t phase me anymore.”

Garcello: *quietly* now i remember why we broke up

“Uh-huh. It bewilders me how she still has custody. Anyway- the chances of me getting hit by a bottle are getting higher the longer i stay, so- cya dad.” She walks off, taking the LED light that she used to fake the colored smoke out of her mouth

Garcello: you know what. I'm going to end this argument between her and me now. *follows kemuri* sorry i forgot where we lived

“It’s pointless. You’re just gonna remember, smoke and forget. Every time. Like clockwork.”

Garcello: I'll try to stop my smoking.

“You’ll forget that, to. Remember, smoke and forget. Remember, smoke and forget. Remember, smoke and forget. . .” She repeats it to herself over and over as she walks away

Garcello: ... i promise you I will stop today *trying to speak to kemuri in the distance while throwing away all cigarettes*

-the next day, pretty early in the morning-

Kemuri is sitting by where Garcello usually hangs out, trying to pick all the broken glass out of her hair, but keeps cutting her fingers

Garcello: *actually not smoking* oh i remember your mother now. she always was mean to me to.

“Yeah. Once she gets a hold of any alcoh- OW-“ she cuts her finger again

Garcello: you ok?

“Y-yeah. I’m fine.” She was not fine as she tried to get another bottle-shard out of her thick green hair

Garcello: *visible face of concern* i know i lost last time but maybe if I can bring evidence, I'll win the next court

Kemuri: “i dunno. Mom is REALLY good at cleaning up.”

Garcello: these scars i have are from her smashing my head with bottles. She cleans to clean up the evidence which isn't likeable but the glass in your hair.

“That woman has hit me with a cat-o-nine* and gotten away with it. I’m just- scared.”

(*a type of whip)

Garcello: hold on *calls some people* i called some people.

She shrugs

One of Garcellos Friend: *coming over* oh hey Garcello and other person

“Hi.” She continues to try and get the glass out of her hair

Garcellos Friend: ya need help? *somehow gets all the glass out of her hair without hurting anyone*

“Huh- thanks.”

Garcello: *gets sniped in the eye with glass* AaAaAaAaAa

“AH-“

Garcello: *pain*

She death glares his friend- it isn’t very intimidating. She just looks somehow more tired that she already did.

Garcellos Friend: that wasn't me-
(you take garcellos wife as your role)
Garcello: oh no

(*ex- and why of course! Chance to be a f*ckface? Hell yes.)

Sayori(not from ddlc lol): “hello.” -glare-

Garcello: don't you think about it.

Sayori: “well SOMEBODY told me you were competing for custody.”

Garcello: *due to depression, looks VERY scary with glare*

Sayori’s sharp brown eyes remain angry and cold-
Sayori: “you know you won’t win.”

Garcello: Child Abuse is not legal

Sayori: “it’s legal if they never find out.”

Garcello: *death stare* ill take you to court you son of a bitch
Garcellos Friend: Wait, she's why this little girl has glass in her hair? Oh that's not ok. NOT OK.

Sayori: “take me to court aaaaall you want. The curse is mine to control.”

Kerumi: “if you’re confused, that’s what she calls me.”

Sayori: “her name doesn’t translate to smoke curse for nothing. Little sh*t.”

(Kerumi (first) Noroi (middle))

Garcellos Friend: you don't abuse children.
Garcello: see

Sayori: whatever- I WILL win.”

Garcello: You wanna take it to court, bitch?

Sayori: “you bet i will.”

Garcellos Friend: caught in 4k, you ain't slick

Sayori: “wh-what-“

Kerumi: -tiny giggle-

Sayori: -glares at her-

Garcellos Friend: I recorded everything. *Plays it out and everyone hears the "Child abuse is not legal" and then the "It's legal if nobody knows I'm doing it"

Sayori: “i-i should have known-“

Kerumi: -loses it laughing-

Sayori: -slaps her-

Garcello: *slaps Sayori*

Sayori: -storms off-

Garcello: we caught her. now ya see why i have these friends, kemuri?

Kemuri: “i wish i had friends.”

Garcello: there are some leoe who want friends like you, but can't due to you know.

She shrugs

Garcello: *realizes glass is in heart* ah SH- *dies*

(Wait no- she threw it at his face, not anything life threatening-)

(Garcello had his mouth open and a piece of glass fell in and he got poked in the heart)

(That’s not how the body works-)

(fine it poked his stomach)

(No-)

(nothing happened then let's continue)

(Lol- working on Kemuri, and i can say- not visually appealing AT ALL.”

(you haven't seen Todd)
Garcello: well, looks like she failed at her task

(I have- and i can assure you Kerumi is uglier)

Garcello: *sees cigarette and throws it away*

-tiny smile-

Garcello: *gets sniped in other eye with glass* AAAAAAAA
(she's back)

(There would be literally no reason for her to return)

(she can try and break the phone so when court happens, no proof.)

(Oh-)

Sayori: “give. Me. The. Phone.”

Garcellos Friend: no.

Sayori: -tries to grab it-

Garcellos Friend: *flicks her eye*

Sayori: -punches him-

Garcellos Friend: *Le slaps*

-kitty fight ensues-

Garcello: *takes glass out of eyes*
Garcellos Friend: *helping garcello*

Sayori: -tryna steal the phone-

Kerumi: -tryna stop her-

Garcello: a

He eventually gets the glass out of his eye

Garcellos Friend: *throws basketball at Sayori's face*

Sayori: -gets hit back-

Garcello: *cough in Sayori's face*

Sayori: -gives up and walks off-

Garcello: that worked

Kerumi: “Yaay. . .”

(Behold)

Garcello: at least she aint here
(Better than Todd's low quality ass)

(Oh yeah- she’s a lil ugly, but wdyt of the art)

Kerumi: “yeah. . .”

(great)
Garcello: *starts sweating*

(Ty)

Kerumi: “are you ok dad?”

Garcello: i don't think something processed right inside of my body

Kerumi: “. . . Uh oh.”

Garcello: *coughs out a piece of glass but still not feeling good*

Kerumi: {don’t cough up your soul don’t cough up your soul-}

({} means she’s thinking it)

Garcello: *looks like is dying*

-puts her arms up in front of her just in case-

Garcello: *intense coughs* *MORE COUGHS* *green smoke comes out of mouth that's not from cigarettes*

“Here we go again-“

Garcello: *you guessed it, coughs soul out*
Ghost Garcello: dang it-

Kerumi: -says dang it at the exact same time-

Garcello: well now I'm dead

Kerumi: “how did we fix this last time?”

Garcello: i think you used a device

Kerumi: “. . . I think i left it at home-“

Garcello: i think we only have til 5:00 am to save me

“Welp- if i come back with glass in my hair, you know what happened.” She runs off

(2 hours later, at 12:00 A.M)

She gets back with the machine- along with a cut on her face and glass in her hair

The Machine : No Batteries. Please insert 1 AAA Battery.

“F*ck f*ck f*ck-“ she starts looking around franticly, digging through her pockets

Garcello: i have a ghostly AAA battery. It may work. *Gives it to kemuri*

-puts it in the machine-

Machine: *starts to revive Garcello*
Garcello: *having his soul come back*

-not looking because a body reanimating cant not be gross-

Garcello: *puts head up* huh? *Gets put down by machines magic*

She turns it off

Garcello: *sees alot of glass on ground* i think my ghost had more glass inside

“Oof- that might also be from my hair.”

Garcello: wait i realized it's winter

{wtf- how-}

(Garcello has a HORRIBLE time of telling seasons so he said it's winter)

“Dad, get sober- it’s summer.”

Garcello: oh

She hands him a water bottle- “I thought you might need this.”

Garcello: i think my body is 50% water right now

“Your body is 60% water all the time.”

Garcello: oh

“Yeah- but your throat is dry. So drink.” She holds out the water bottle

{sometimes I feel like I’m the one taking care of my parents. . .}

Garcello: *drinks some water*
Garcellos Friend: *already gone*

Kerumi: -back pats-

Garcello: *sees it's 2 am* well, it looks like it's late.

“We should probably go home- not that i ever want to have to interact with mom again-“

Garcello: I'll just go to our old house.

“You sure you still own that-‘