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How would YOU react to the 80ft shapeshifting Rooster on the White House front lawn?

How would YOU react to the 80ft shapeshifting Rooster on the White House front lawn? | HOW WOULD AMERICANS REACT IF THERE WAS AN 80 FOOT ROOSTER ON THE WHITE HOUSE FRONT LAWN? JUST UP AND APPEARED THERE OUT OF NOWHERE. BOOM. 80 FOOT CHICKEN PECKING AT SECURITY AND TAKING A BIG DUMP ON THE LAWN. CROWING SO LOUDLY IT SHATTERS GLASS, AND WHEN IT SCRATCHES THE GROUND IT PLOWS THE DAMN FIELD. AND, IT'S A RHODE ISLAND RED WITH 2 BLUE BARS ON IT, SO IT LOOKS LIKE A CONFEDERATE FLAG CHICKEN, AND WEARS AND OPEN FACE WHITE HOOD...
...BUT ONLY WHEN LIBERALS ARE LOOKING, WHEN ANYBODY ELSE LOOKS THEY PERCEIVE IT AS A BUFF ORPHINGTON. | image tagged in memes,expanding brain,rooster,confederate flag,white house,what if | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 3y,
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I'd downvote the meme for using dark text with a black shadow, making the text hard to read - and even harder to read the smaller it gets.

I was willing to give it a chance after the first cell - but the further down I got, the harder it was to read - until I gave up on it.
1 up, 3y,
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Ya know what? Thanks for the constructive feedback.
Here, I remade it so that it can be read.
To be more diplomatic, maybe I should have said "twitter" instead of "leftist".
Perhaps if this new one is better, I might delete this one we're on now and reupload it's newer form.
0 ups, 3y,
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how does a buff orpington resemble a confederate flag? They're gold.
0 ups, 3y
"When Leftists see it, it's the same colors and pattern as a confederate flag, but when anyone else sees it, it's a buff orpington."
Basically it changes depends on who sees it. If a leftist sees it, it's red with blue bars like a confederate flag. When anyone else sees it, it's a normal golden colored buff.
0 ups, 3y
The original last tile said "it's a Rhode Island Red with two blue bars on it so it looks like a confederate flag chicken, and wears an open face white hood....but only when liberals are looking. When anyone else looks they perceive it as a buff orphington."
One point you made was that the text was too small. I tried cutting down on the wordage so there would be less text and I could make it bigger and easier to read.
1 up, 3y
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HOW WOULD AMERICANS REACT IF THERE WAS AN 80 FOOT ROOSTER ON THE WHITE HOUSE FRONT LAWN? JUST UP AND APPEARED THERE OUT OF NOWHERE. BOOM. 80 FOOT CHICKEN PECKING AT SECURITY AND TAKING A BIG DUMP ON THE LAWN. CROWING SO LOUDLY IT SHATTERS GLASS, AND WHEN IT SCRATCHES THE GROUND IT PLOWS THE DAMN FIELD. AND, IT'S A RHODE ISLAND RED WITH 2 BLUE BARS ON IT, SO IT LOOKS LIKE A CONFEDERATE FLAG CHICKEN, AND WEARS AND OPEN FACE WHITE HOOD... ...BUT ONLY WHEN LIBERALS ARE LOOKING, WHEN ANYBODY ELSE LOOKS THEY PERCEIVE IT AS A BUFF ORPHINGTON.