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Mercury: No need to kill me! I was making gnocchi.

"Yikes."

Mercury: I have had 76 Michelin stars and am holding 14.

"I wasn't going to..."

Mercury: Thank god. Gnocchi? * she held out a bowl*

"No thanks. I'm not hungry."

Mercury: Okay! * she spun a frying pan covered in blood around*

"Yikes..."

Mercury: Oh this isn’t for cooking. It’s for beating people up.

"Oh."

Mercury: It’s essential to respect your cookware.

"Fair enough."

Mercury: Yea… Who know poison takes a while to come out of dishes.

(That’s the equivalent of dropping a toaster in the bathtub- Otty is d e d)

(No he is not.)

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Arlo: Hey nice spear

*He looks down at you.*
"Heh. Thanks."

Arlo: you want to see a cool weapon

"Sure!"

*Arlo Ignites his orange energy swords*
Arlo: It's a civilized weapon from a civilized gang

"Neat."

Arlo: I have a stronger one I borrowed, want to see

"No thanks."

(The gold saber is a crime against nature)
Arlo: It's quite cool looking
*Arlo Ignites the gold saber*
Arlo: The gold saber, the blade that makes the wielder able to challenge the gods

"Fair enough."

Oculus: "small spear"

"Bite me."

(fight I imagine) "sure. I could use thr exercise"

"I didn't mean-"

(oh i thought it was autocorrect)

(*d e e p inhale* b o i)