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Looty; I don’t even care for what I’m in for on this as long I can mess with some people I’m in ( he has shades that are gold he kinda looks like a black stick figure and hes wearing a white hoodie if you wanna know what he looks like)

Mario (Tough Version): And what do I get out of it?

Lancer: You get to thrash total losers! And that's fun!

Mario: Well... Okay.

Lancer: Awesome! Now we're an official team! Susie's gonna be soooo excited!!

Mario: Heh, that got ya hyped up.

Lancer: Mustache Man! Meet Susie!
Susie: ...... Hey.

Mario: Hey.

Susie: Guess you're on the team. Cool.

Mario: Yeah.

Lancer: So!! Whenever you're ready we can start our training!

Mario: Training?

(Lancer nods)

Mario: ...What now?

Lancer: I'm gonna go get Susie. She needs to meet you. Later, Mustache Man! (He gets on his bike and rides away)

(Mario patiently waits)

(Lancer comes back a few minutes later, a big purple girl following him)

Mario: ...

Lancer: Yeah! You gotta learn how to be evil!

Mario: .......Okay.

Susie: Spit it out!

Mario: I guess...

Susie: You what.

Mario: Nothing. Can we move on to the next step?

Susie: What weapon do you prefer? Axe, sword, or do you use magic?

Mario: Magic.

Lancer: Awesome!! I'd talk longer but I have to go home now. Lesser Dad doesn't like me staying out late. So bye! (Lancer waves)

Susie: Great.

Mario: ...

Susie: Got a problem?

Mario: No, I...

Susie: Excellent. That's all we need.
Lancer: Hold it!!! One last question!!!

Mario: ?

Lancer: Are you....are you from the light world...?

Mario: No.

Lancer: Great!! So you're from here then!!

Mario: Yup.

Susie: First. Do you know how to fight?

Mario: Yup.

Susie: Good. Second. Are you willing to kill?

Mario: Ummm...

Susie: It's simple. Yes or no.

Mario: Well... Uhh...

beat him up and make him join your team

Max: Oh? And what's in it for me?

Azzia: so..what's in this for me?

Oculus: "question: is there honey?

*shoots him in the head*

*Credit rolls*

Bongtongshongoing: No

Mercury: Eh. I’d rather beat up people with a frying pan.