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(Carlos} Nah
I work alone
*bonk*

Lancer: :(

(Carlos has a seizure and moves away while having a seizure)

(Lancer screams)

Oculus: "question: is there honey?

Looty; I don’t even care for what I’m in for on this as long I can mess with some people I’m in ( he has shades that are gold he kinda looks like a black stick figure and hes wearing a white hoodie if you wanna know what he looks like)

Murasaki: “hmmm- are you paying me anything?”

Lancer: Uhhh... Sometimes-?

Murasaki: “then no. I’d make more pick-pocketing for myself.”

“Sigh...this is Susie. The other team mate. I think she doesn't really like you. At the moment.”

“Wouldn’t count on it. I’m not exactly here to make friends.”

“To be fair. Susie doesn't really like anyone. So it's good you don't expect her to be your friend.”

“I don’t expect anyone to be my friend. I’m a humanoid squid and sea urchin hybrid.”

“That's actually pretty cool! Seeing as everyone else is kinda...weird. And boring-looking.”

“Yep. I guess.”

“Anyway... it's time for the super-evil training time!”

-groan-

Lancer: Oh....ok then.

Murasaki: “why do you want me to join, anyway?”

Lancer: We need more members to be an official team.

“. . . Maybe I’ll try it out. MAYBE.”

(Lancer is standing with someone else, a tall, purple girl)

She takes a spike off of her hair and tosses it into her arm, causing her to bleed

“WAIT!! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR????”

“How else am i going to get your attention? Ask you? Boring.”

“Yay!!!”

“Fine- I’ll go get my skateboard.”

“Ok! See ya when ya get back from doing that!”

She returns later with her skateboard

(Spades block the spikes from hitting him)
“Pretty good!”

While he’s saying “pretty good!” She throws a spike right into his eye

“Oooooh!! I'm all for learning how to be more evil!!!!”

“You’re pathetic.”

“H-huh...?”

“Well- show me what you got.”

“Got it!”
(He hops on his bike and pedals towards you at full speed)

She does a backflip straight over the bike, and throws spikes at his neck from behind

(Lancer grabs a dummy)
“Practice thrashing clowns by beating up this dummy!”

“. . . Is this really necessary?”

“Yep!!”

:but i already know how to fight.”

“Oh.”

“But- i s’pose i could give you some tips, mate.”

(Lancer covers his eyes)

And so the spikes dig into his hands

“Ouch....”

“Don’t worry- they aren’t poisonous.”

Any bounties?

NightKing!Sans: ok... but what do i get out of it?

Mercury: Eh. I’d rather beat up people with a frying pan.