Meanwhile on the other side…
Vault-Boy: um… who the f**k is this? ohhhh yeah! he’s that expendable character that is useless, but everyone simps for!
Sole Survivor: -hides mirio pillow behind back- y-yeah! I mean pfffft, who would simp for him I mean like-
Vault-Boy -sees pillow- BITCH YOU HAD A WIFE NAMED NORA NOW YOUR SIMPING FOR SOME WACK ASS CARTOON?!
Sole Survivor: SHUT UP BASTARD GO F**K VAULT GIRL WITH YOU TINY DICK!