BTW, this is from one of my Mystery Dungeon AUs.

Screw it ima be an umrion named void
Void: hmm...

"Huh?"
"Oh no..."

A shiny Galarian Rapidash struts up, flipping her mane

"O-oh. Hello there."
*G!Articuno is silent.*

“My name is Marigold. I don’t want to be here. I was forced.”

"Fair enough..."

She has a pendant around her neck

*Ninetales looks at it.*
"I'm Blaze."
*The Galarian Articuno looks over.*
"And I am Psycho."

“I don’t like your names. They’re boring, and obviously didn’t take any time to come up with.”

"Fair enough."
". . ."

“Now- what exactly do we do here?”

". . . . ."

“I asked a QUESTION.” She stomps her hoof

". . .I am an Articuno. That is all."

“I dislike you. ThAt iS aLl.”

"Ugh..."

“So anyways, i ask again, what do we do!?”

"I don't know..."
*Articuno starts flying back inside.*

“Huh. Whatever then.” She sits down

*He grabs something.*

-salty-

*It seems to be some chamomile tea. He takes a sip.*

Marigold: “. . . I’m BOOOOOORED!”

*He takes another sip. He takes a second bottle and slides it to Marigold.*

She hesitates before sipping it

*He takes yet another sip of his.*

She sips her’s as well

*He continues to sip from his. He then realizes it is empty.*

She laughs

"Holy Arceus, how can a Psychic-type be this moronic?"

“I don’t know. But the evidence of the case stands before us in great proportions!” She laughs again

*He throws the empty bottle to the counter without shattering. Somehow.*

Marigold finishes hers and gently sets in on the counter

"Hm."

Marigold: -bored-

*He grabs a second bottle.*

I'm an Umbreon named Shadow.
My team is
Alolan Ninetales (named Icysicle)
Absol (named Spike)
Vaporeon (named Splash)
Shadow: This is fine.
Splash: What the hell is going on?!
Spike: I'm more curious how they have a funking legendary on their team, starting out so new...

(Aight.)
"Hello there."
". . ."

Shadow: Hi... I'm trying to calm down my team because my girlfriend Splash is pissed, Spike has no idea how you have a legendary on your team when you only just started recently, and Icysicle is depressed because Icysicle is an Alolan Ninetales and is in love with that Ninetales (assuming you're the articuno because idk anymore)...

(I am.)
"Fair enough."

If your team isn't full, I can give you a free Jolteon... We don't need him anymore, because he's breeding too many Eevees with the Pikachu we innocently placed in the friend area because he is WEAK

*He looks surprised.*
"Holy Arceus...I mean, uh, sure."

Okay, here you go... His name is Spark, do you wanna change the name or keep it the same?

"Keep. This Ninetales won't stop flirting with every other Pokemon in this universe. You can have her if ya want."

Shadow: Aight... c'mere, Ninetales. I'll name you Flare.
Splash: Where will he go? Our party's full...
Shadow: Spike can go. I'm already a dark type, and we really don't need two...

"Ahem. It's she. And okay, honey~."

Shadow: Splash is so gonna blow... But that's fine, she's an abusive Vaporeon.
Shadow: And sorry for thinking that you were a male, I get genders so mixed up because I keep getting cursed by the Rayquaza I pissed off last week..

"It's fine, sweetie~."
*She lifts Shadow's head on her front left paw.*

Shadow's Umbreon rings begin to glow (I think that's how an Umbreon blushes not sure)
Shadow: Oh o-ok...

*She chuckles.*
"Arceus dang it, Flare."

Shadow: I'm surprisingly calm about this... Normally I'm super sensitive when touched...

"Fair enough."
*She chuckled again.*
*Articuno sighs.*

Shadow: Do you wanna come over to my base...?

"Sure~."
"Thank you for getting that fuzzy flirtatious fox off of my hand-I mean, talons."

Shadow: It's fine. I'm the best rescue team in town anyway, so I can deal with anything.
Shadow: Alright, let's go to my base...
At Rescue Team Kawaii's Base
Shadow: We're here!
Splash: Finally I can SLEEP!
Icysicle: Time to go eat all the Cyclone popsicles again
Shadow: ICYSICLE THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE POPSICLES EAT THE SUMMER POPS NOT MY CYCLONES
Shadow: Sorry, my rescue team base is full of insanity and I can't always keep them behaving because they keep drinking my cola-slurpee flavored alcohol and they get hella drunk and I have no idea why but Icysicle keeps trying to eat my Cyclones when I already told her not to... This is so difficult doing rescues, but it's worth it...

"It's fine."

Shadow: Feel free to explore... I have to go get Icysicle away from my Cyclones again.

"Okay."

You hear from a distance, this:
Shadow: Icysicle! Get off the freezer!
Icysicle: no
Shadow: EAT THE SUMMER POPS, NOT MY CYCLONES!!!
Icysicle: Stop pulling on me!!
Shadow: Then get off the damn freezer!
Splash: Why the hell are you two screaming over a popsicle?
Shadow: Splash, they're about 36 dollars... They're my favorite popsicles, and Icysicle won't get off the freezer because she wants to eat my Cyclones again...
Icysicle: I won't let go until you let me eat the Cyclones!
Splash: Can you guys stop arguing?! I'm trying to sleep!
Shadow: STAY OUT OF THIS!!! Let go right now, or else...
Icysicle lets go of the freezer.
Icysicle: Big deal.
Shadow: She actually gave up...? That's surprising...

". . .That was odd..."

Shadow: Did you hear that argument...? If so, I'm sorry if it was bugging you... We get into fights about stupid things all the time, and I have no idea how they get formed or why they even begin...

"No, it's fine."

Shadow: Okay...
(lets pretend that teh pokemon have technology like phones because i only have a script fur taht lololol
Shadow runs to his room and stares at his phone intently
Shadow: Now you're what i've been looking fur teh entire day...

(Okay.)
"Uh..."

Shadow: ...?

"Nevermind."

At night...
Shadow is still staring at his phone.

"Okay then."