Spongebob bows down

*Inhale*

The rest of the 8 billion hate anime! Thx bro for helping us and knowing that you hate anime like us.

Wait.... 8 billion, even though its hard to get to 7 billion in a pandemic, did aliens help us?

I don’t know how he got or said 8 billion I knew it was 7 billion but my idiotic brain said that he was correct! I really need to proof read. Also it probably lizard people that helped us reach the extra billion?

THE LIZARD PEOPLE ARE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRICKING PENGUINS PRO-ANIME!!!!!

seriously though, the Anime Police has stolen our idea and made pro-anime "penguins" that murder anti-anime penguins and fry their corpses as fried chicken and have cannibal feasts with the other anime police members. It's absolutely atrocious.

Wait... Is the vodka infected? If so, that explains why there are anime police guts strewn about in the back of that van.

НЕТ! NOT THE ВОДКА! I'm calling the No Anime Police. We might have an Anime Police spy network to deal with!

No, seems that it had a different effect on me and made me get enraged and did that all.

ok, nvm. I'm still going to intensify spy detection efforts. It's remarkable that those weebs you killed got into AAA territory in the first place, so I'm tightening border security as well.

I just go into those areas and kill anyway.

Link. Please. Now.

https://Imgflip.com/i/5bncuj

I will tear through their skin and rib cage..