LET'S SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT AMERICA
YOU WILL OBEY ME. I STOLE THE ELECTION. I USED KAMALA TO GET VOTES AND THEN SHOVED HER ASIDE TO DO MENIAL TASKS. RUDY GIULIANI WAS GETTING TOO CLOSE SO I CALLED IN SOME FAVORS. I HAVE TRUMP'S FACE ON GAG-GIFT TOILET PAPER. AND I OFTEN DOOKIE IN MY DEPENDS AT THE PODIUM. BUT I AM YOUR PRESIDENT, DEAL WITH IT OR LEAVE.
