Heavy weapons to mow down weebs (see gun in nose of plane)

The b52 is capable of carrying up to 70,000 pounds (32,000 kg) of weapons

better just get the 400 megaton bomb out

That won't werk.

You need something with more firepower.

All those anime girls have mech suits now...

This’ll get ‘em

You forgot about the big O!

The b52 has a maximum service height of 65800 feet above sea level, so even when it detects it on radar, it’ll be too late, the bombs will be falling

Ok. That sounds like a good plan.
Oh wait... The b52 is so slow that it will be spotted by the Anime Girls Army spy satellite!
I've said too much. There's no satellite!

Ok, then we’ll have to get spacex on our side and throw class d at it

Sounds like a good plan!
Oh wait: Elon Musk is a huge anime fan! Yer outta luck!

Create a rocket that can go to space and blow it up

Let me see if any rocket scientists can help ya...

Vaporizes it

*Sad homer noises*

Vaporizes satellite