Nobody mad this an rp so I. Taking matters into my own hands

knuckles: holy fuction its suction cup man

Suctioncup man: I’m just gonna ignore this

knuckles: * morphs into image * look out for the viruses XD

(Carlos}

Suctioncup man:

(Carlos} Now that thats over with, now for my daily seizure

NightKing!Sans: uh... SCM?

suctioncup man:what the f**k did you just say now?

NightKing!Sans: ok that was f**king rude! what are you doing here? i thought you went out of town to climb a cliff

Suctioncup man:I climb towers not cliffs who in gods name told you I went out of town to climb a FRIGGIN CLIFF

NightKing!Sans: rumors

Suctioncup man:you can’t make rumors about suctioncup man f**k you

NightKing!Sans: well someone did

Suctioncup man:who the business dummy next building!?

NightKing!Sans: yeah

suctioncup man: THATS IT when I’m done climbing this thing I’m gonna whoop his ass

NightKing!Sans: i tried

Suctioncup man:ah f**k are you gonna do some weird undertale style backstory shit, all you gotta do is climb HIS tower and smudge his windows

NightKing!Sans: his windows are smudge proof... and ow, that's offensive

Suctioncup man:don’t worry me annoying him is as strong enough as a average ass whoop

Suctioncup man:what now you dumb excuse of a sans au

NightKing!Sans: tried that too

No they ain’t I’ve climbed his tower everyday on every side of it his windows are the most smudge-able windows in this f**kin city

NightKing!Sans: wait... oh f**k

Suctioncup man:Clearly you’ve never met me before

NightKing!Sans: no i have

what businesses building do you think you're on? (there are two Zeta and Beta)

Suctioncup man:I don’t know the one that business dummy ain’t on

NightKing!Sans: think again

Suctioncup man:aw crap here we go agai-(gets idea)yknow what *opens parachute*f**k this shit I’m out

NightKing!Sans: see ya never!

Suctioncup man:I never even wanted to run into a shitty sand au!

NightKing!Sans: it's not shitty!

Suctioncup man:anyway I’m landing into this sinkhole BUT I GOT A SONG FOR YOU IT GOES LIKE THIS *do do do* YOUR A BITCH (he lands In The whole whole saying you can’t kill him he never met with that sans au again)

THE END

Suctioncup man:I meant what I said

Wendigo: Hey stop climbing my tower with suction cups!

(attempt #2)
NightKing!Sans: hey! get off my tower!

Mario: HEY! Why are you climbing Nintendo HQ?!

Suctioncup man:I climb the first tower I see when I go on a walk don’t worry I’m not one of those SWITCH PRO LEK IT COM OUT 2DAE!!1!1!1 shitheads

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And this is why I should have not took a break from the army

hello

OH NO
Skye: That nutcase again?

Fawn: what in the actual fu-

Suctioncup man: hope ya don’t mind that in smudgin up your windows!

Fawn: I honestly don't give a rat's a*s.

Suctioncup man:GOOD

Fawn: yea, whatever man *takes the collar off his neck*

Jacob: Oh hey, your the famous suction cup man, right?

suctioncup man:of course i am im times magazines climb of the year

Jacob: Right, ummmmmmm. Do ya need better suction cups?

suctioncup man:ive always used these things plus they are guerenteed to lose suction after 30 years ive only used them for 4

Jacob: oh . . . cool