If you think I'm full of shit, it's already being planned in some countries.

What's sad is that even though it's satire, it could happen. They want control

https://www.wbcsd.org/Overview/Panorama/Articles/Avoiding-a-climate-lockdown

https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/is-a-climate-lockdown-next/

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/mar/03/global-lockdown-every-two-years-needed-to-meet-paris-co2-goals-study

Not a conspiracy or satire.

Which countries, please elaborate

Clearly a joke.

Hmmmmm, not sure about that.