Hey Stan, when's Season 3 coming out...

Stan: “woah woah woah kid, the fourth wall is EXPENSIVE.”

it's never happening, is it...

The show ended in 2016, what do you expect? I dunno, the most we got was an episode of Amphibia dedicated to cameos.

I hate this, but Rick and Morty has ties? You sure you can't just sign a deal with Disney?

Sorry kid. I don’t think it’s happening.

Well, I just commit Bill Cipher. *dies, but doesn't*

(LMAO IT’S TRUE)

(Correct)
*egassem sdrawkcab*

Maggie: hey yo dipper mabble what’s that

Dipper: “i-it’s nothing!”

Mabel: “no it isnt! Lets I N V E S T I G A T E”

maggie: HECK YEAH MABEL

Dipper and Stan: “BUT IT’S NOTHING!”

Wendy: “you guys are acting reeeeeal strange”

Maggie: wendy mable some on we got to go find out what that is

Mable: “OK!”
Wendy: “i have to stay or I’m fired-“
Stan: “that is correct. Just- be careful with what you find down there, kids.”

Maggie: yes! ok ok come on

He opens the door to the basement

Maggie: *giggles with excitement*

???: “worship him? HA! Never.”

Inside are many dusty old things, but the Piano music is stemming from a strange girl, her back facing to them as not to show her face (or what’s around her neck for that matter)

https://soundcloud.com/nikitacx/gravity-falls-theme-extended-made-me-realize

maggie: YO CHILD WHO ARE THO

(Respond.

She finishes the song just in time

???: “hm?”

Maggie: :O *bi panic*

Mabel: “woooah. . . HI!”

(Does Maggie know who bill is?)

(sorta she stumbled upon the 3rd book read it then dropped it and thought it was lame)
Maggie: you pretty

She recognizes the symbol around her neck

(Gtg for the night, be here in the morn

Maggie: idc that you worship bill your boodyful

Maggie: idc that you are hanging out with bill your BOODYFUL

???: “. . . You’re not my type.”

Maggie: ok then what are you doing

???: “playing the piano.”
Maggie notices she’s keeping her hands in her pockets so her and Mabel dont see them

Maggie: ok then what wrong with your hands

???: “. . . I wouldn’t say it’s something wrong. . .”

(Can you be Ford- he’s sort of searching for her-)

Maggie: huh sure
Ford: *walks in* WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHO ARE YOU

Mabel: -gets back-

Caotica: “don’t worry- i won’t hurt you. Believe me, if i wanted to harm anyone here-“ her eyes glow yellow for a moment- “i would have already done so.”

Ford: you- no your to dangerous where’s bill

Caotica: “I’m not going to do any harm. I just want to give you something.”

Ford: what is it

She hands him a notebook with what looks like her hand traced in sharpie over it on the cover, with a 4 in the middle-

Caotica: “my brother and i have bee working on this- i think you may find it useful.”

Ford: a- another book?

She nods-
Caotica: “our findings on the chaos.”

Ford: …
Maggie: oh lemme see

???: “ah, you’re here. Safe to do this now- it may or may not give a hint to who i am.”

She takes her hands out of her pockets- each one of them has six fingers

Ford: 😦 wait what i still don’t know who you are
Maggie: hello I’m maggie

caotica: “no, it isnt for you- well. Cya GG.” She dissapears in a flurry of smoke

Ford: a-
Maggie: welp ok

???: “my name is Caotica. Caotica Cipher. A pleasure to meet your acquaintance.” She bows

Ford: 😨 no it can’t be

Caotica: “oh, but it is.”

Ford: Children get back and girl wearing the gay shirt you too

Dipper: “i wish i could say i was lying- we have to find them.”

maggie: and he said about there hanging out
ford: *gasp*

Dipper: “a-and he had a human form!”

maggie: i mean that part does not suprise me but still
ford: we got to go now

Dipper: “they’re probably in the woods- LET’S GO!”

maggie: uhhggg i dont like running... fineeeeeeee

Dipper starts running up the stairs and into the woods

maggie: *followes*

Dipper: -straight up passes out-

Bill and Mabel: -making out-

maggie: yep no no non o no no no *steps in* no

Bill: “ok first of all- Mmph~- please don’t interrupt, and second- guh- ah~- technically I’m immortal so-“
Mabel: “n-not that i care- aaah~”

maggie: no im fine with this ive been shiping you guys fro like 3 months but- yeah never mind ima take dipper and ford back to the shack

Bill: “hm?”

maggie: *pushes them apart* no

Bill: -smiles at Mabel gently stroking her hair- “my sweet shooting star. . .”

Maggie: awww cute

Mabel: “HEY!”

Bill: “don’t you dare push me away from my sweet shooting star-“

maggie: *sigh* bill no

(Hi-five to MaBill\Shooting Cipher)
They don’t seem to care, and continue to f*ck.

Maggie: *takes them back to the shack and comes back*

Mabel: “let me go you jerk!”

maggie: how about no

Mabel: “BUT I LOVE HIM!”

maggie: ya know what fine im just gunna see how this plays out *lets them go*

They’ve finished by now, (they have their clothes on) and Mabel is asleep in Bill’s arms

Maggie: hey yo bill how long have you 2 been thogether

Bill: -hugs her close- “i love her so much- i fear that Ford will try and find a way to rip us apart. . .”

Maggie: i mean it sounds like something he would do but I can help ya know keep you 2 a secret

bill shoves her out of the way and they continue to kiss- just as Ford manages to catch up

ford: *passes out next to dipper*
maggie: *watches*

They hear mabel’s voice

Maggie: *hides behind a bush*

Bill: “thank you- please try.”

Maggie: np
*ford comes running back* Ford: WHATS HAPPENING

Mabel: “uh- please look away.”
Bill: “it is a bit of an invasion of privacy-“

maggie: *hides behind a tree still watching*

Bill: “a while- I’d say around 5 months or so.”

Maggie: damnnnn ok cool

They do some uh- -ahem- pretty intense things-

maggie: ooo this is going on tiktok

There seems to be some sort of magic not allowing her phone to work-
Not that a dream demon and a girl having s*x wouldn’t get taken down immediately anyway.

(lmao)
maggie: ok ok ok wait mable your like 16 right

Mabel: -wakes up- “wh-what’s going on. . .?”
Bill: -holds her close-

Ford: who are you?
Maggie: well im mag-
ford: not you

Bill: “. . . You don’t recognize me?”
Mabel: -hugs back-

Ford: *gasp* bill
Maggie: WHAT NOOOO THATS NOT BILLL

Bill: “don’t bother sugar coating it. It’s not like we can do much.”
Mabel: “p-please don’t do anything great uncle Ford. . .”

Ford: *frozen in shock*
Maggie: yaayyy you arent killing themmm
(meme chat?)

(Ye- can you link it?)

Mabel starts crying into Bill’s chest and he gives her back pats

https://imgflip.com/memechat?invite=2h3VUV86gdjjPEsZFy4Ko8H2l95cmyvE

Mabel: “. . .”

Dipper: -runs downstairs- “What happened?!?”

maggie: well i mean some relitive of bill kinda showed up
Ford: *gaping for air*

Dipper: “. . . . Oh no. I-. . . I can’t say anything about it.”

Maggie: ... damn it dipper

Dipper: “IT WOULD RIP SPACE TIME!”

maggie: FUN LETS DO IT

Dipper: “NO!”
Mabel: “TELL US!”

*ford just laying on the ground cuz yes*
Maggie: DOO IITTTTT

Bill Cipher: “Mabel, you’re late for our hang out. . .”

Mabel: “ACK! I’m so sorry! C’mon, lets go.” Bill smiles and takes her arm, teleporting away

maggie: what is going on

Dipper: “. . . Ford, wake up.”

ford: *wakes up* what where did mable go

Dipper: “. . . She went with Bill.”

ford: *gasp* no

Dipper: “NO!”
Mabel: “YES!”
Bill Cipher(in human form): “fight, fight, fight!”

Maggie: YESSSSSSSSS h hi bill DO OOOO ITT

Mabel: “it’s our fourth summer here, why won’t you TELL ME!?”
Dipper: “because NO!”
Bill: “now now friends, no need to fight.”

maggie: i think i missed somthing-