I’ll never understand why they cancelled the show-

. . . Dude because it ended.

There was suppose to be a 3rd season but they c a n c e l l e d I t

Oh- well i think it ended perfectly, so i don’t mind.

I will gladly rewatch it over and over-

Me to.

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Ren: Where am I

???: where the frick frack did I end up at

Soos: “this is the mystery shack.”

oh ok.
how much weird stuff you seen here?

Soos: “a lot.”

???: prove it.
some person hunting me down: *sneaks up behind me*

Soos: -points- “that, i s’pose.’

???: *turns around slowly*

He goes back to sweeping

NightKing!Sans: sup Soos... where's Dipper?

Soos: “oh hi! He says he needed to talk to mable- I’m prettier sure they’re argueing, but eh- none a my beeswax.”

NightKing!Sans: i can just talk to him by mind *to Dipper by mind* where are you?

Dipper: “huh? What?

NightKing!Sans: *by mind* it's me NightKing!Sans. where did you go? i have to show you something

Dipper: “what- i dont know you!”

NightKing!Sans: *by mind* i forgot sorry... you memories of me were wiped from your mind after the weirdmaggedon

Dipper: -ignores him- “anyway- I CAN’’T BELIEVE YOU!” He yells at Mabel

*teleports next to Dipper* NightKing!Sans: sup

-they wait in the waiting room-

(Cna you be bill-)

(sure)
*looks at Sans* Bill: well well well... look who it is!

NightKing!Sans: f**k off you yellow Dorito

Bill: that's not how you treat a old friend!

NightKing!Sans: you are not my friend

Dipper: “do you have any idea how far out and small this town is!? The nearest hospital is a five mile bus ride away!”

NightKing!Sans: you forgot that i can teleport? *teleports all three of them to a hospital with Sans carrying Mabel and they run into the hospital* we have a delivery coming and we need it dealt with fast! (can you rp the people at the hospital?)

Soos: -realization- “oh. OOOH.” Goes silent and hurriedly goes back to sweeping

*looks at Dipper* NightKing!Sans: did i f**k it up?

Mabel: “oof. . . Sorry.”

NightKing!Sans: i think i can refresh it tho *puts his arm out and it starts glowing* in a moment you both will see the memories that you had of me flash before your eyes and then remember me

Soos: “he and ford are out adventuring. Where’s Mabel?”

NightKing!Sans: at a hospital with Bill

Dipper: “yeah, no sh*t. Especially miss TWISTED DORITO LOVER over here!”

Mabel: “HEY!”

NightKing!Sans: so mable ate your Doritos? ok... i can just summon more *summons another bag of Doritos*

Dipper: “welp- let’s leave Soos to get over his trauma and go explore something.”

NightKing!Sans: good plan

Mabel is gently cradling two newborns

*looks at Dipper* NightKing!Sans: pay up

Dipper: “i don’t see how else we were going to explain it to him.” He shrugs

NightKing!Sans: i guess

Soos: “oh ok.” He continues sweeping

*to Dipper* NightKing!Sans: that was not the reaction i was expecting

He starts walking out

NightKing!Sans: why walk when we can teleport! *teleports them in front of Stan and Ford* sup

(Ye-)

Receptionist: “ok! I’m not going to question how you got here!”
She calls for other people

NightKing!Sans: good!

Dipper: “no way! NONE of them are triangles.”

NightKing!Sans: you said you would pay up if it were twins... not specifically what they had to be

Oddly enough, Bill looks pretty much human.

*looks at Bill* NightKing!Sans: the hell did you do to yourself?

Bill: stuff

NightKing!Sans: you know i can just wipe you out of existence... but i don't cuz i enjoy doing this *kills Bill* he'll be back

*a moment later* Bill: ha ha very funny you pile of bones

Soos hadn’t really seen her in a while, but she was pretty clumsy so he assumed she just broke an arm or something

NightKing!Sans: oh... well should we tell him?

Dipper: -hugs him-

Mabel: -keeps her distance-

*hugs Dipper back* NightKing!Sans: it's good to see you too. oh... sorry you had to see that Mabel... i didn't intend it

Dipper: “no, it was an insult to the dream demon she decided to F*CK!”

Mabel: -about to cry-

NightKing!Sans: Mabel... do you remember me? does the name NightKing!Sans ring a bell in that good hearted head of yours?

Mabel gets taken to a hospital room

*to Dipper* NightKing!Sans: will the kid be a triangle or regular? what do you think?

Dipper: “I’ll let you do it.”

NightKing!Sans: you've known him longer than me

Ford: “AH!”

(Can you be grunkle Stan?)

(sure)
Stan: HOLY SH!T

NightKing!Sans: sorry

Mabel: “no- are you bill’s friend?”

Dipper: “that’s all you talk about! Bill this, Bill that, BILL BILL BILL!:

NightKing!Sans: *sigh* no I'm not a friend of Bill... and Dipper, shut the hell up or at least stop yelling at your sister

(Head canon their names are Caotica (Chao-ti-ka) bc Chaos(in French), and Comet, bc a shooting star is a comet, and that’s Mabel’s nickname)

Mabel: “well- one boy one girl. I’ll let you decide.”

(wut?)

Dipper: “but i suck at breaking things to people!”

NightKing!Sans: but when you told me what was happening to gravity falls you did it just fine

They can hear Mabel scream in pain from the other room

NightKing!Sans: hear that? that's your f**king idea of having a kid

Bill: sounds cool

NightKing!Sans: you have serious problems

Mabel: “. . . I HATE YOU BOTH!” She runs off into the forest, but doesn’t get very far before yelling an exclamation of pain and falling to her knees

*lets go of Dipper* NightKing!Sans: uh oh... *walks over to her* hey... you know that was just me protecting Dipper... but if i knew...

Dipper: “hi-“

Ford: “what are you two doing here?”

NightKing!Sans: to say hi and possibly see if you both remember me... does the name NightKing!Sans ring a bell?

Dipper: “FINE.” He gives him five bucks

Mabel: -looks up from the babies and turns to Bill- -she smiles warmly- “you’re here.”

*takes the 5 bucks* NightKing!Sans: pleasure doing business with you

Bill: of course i came

Dipper: “b-but- she-“ he shuts up

Mabel: “than who are you?”

NightKing!Sans: a discovery of Dipper's... and his friend... once before his memories of me got wiped from yours and his minds *looks sad*

(Caotica and Comet. Those are their names -_-;;)

(ok you confused me on what to respond with)
Bill: the girl can be Caotica... and the boy can be Comet

Ford: “of course we remember you, but why are you here with dipper?”

NightKing!Sans: idk

Stan: hmmm

Dipper: “i got lucky! I had to tell you because i was panicked!”

Soos: “uh guys- what are you talking about?”

NightKing!Sans: ok Soos... Mabel and Bill f**ked and then now they have twins

Soos: “. . . What does a curse word have to do with babies?”

Dipper: “. . . Uh oh.”

NightKing!Sans: do you know about s*x?

Mabel: “well- there isn’t much to say.”

Babies: -existing-

Bill: i can tell

NightKing!Sans: imma leave you two alone *walks out* you should too Dipper

-after like an hour, and many more screams from Mabel, a nurse exits the room-

NightKing!Sans: is it finally done?

Bill: i hope so

Mabel: “they’re perfect. . . I love you.”

Bill: i love you too

-back at the mystery shack-
NightKing!Sans: wow Soos... you really changed the place last time i was here... and where is Stan?

They look a bit older- he’s yelling at (a pregnant) Mabel

NightKing!Sans: so what be going on here?

Mabel: “THAT’S IRRELEVANT NOW! I-i-i think the baby’s coming- AAAH-“

Dipper: “oh sh*t-“

*looks at Dipper* NightKing!Sans: i was just about to say that... we have to get her to a hospital

Ford: “and where’s Mabel?”

Dipper: “don’t tell them-“

NightKing!Sans: i wasn't gonna... in a hospital... she got hurt

Dipper: “i guess he has a human form. Not triangle- but certainly not regular.”

NightKing!Sans: 10 bucks if it's a triangle

Dipper: -leaves the room-

NightKing!Sans: let's hang out with Soos *teleports them both away*

Bill: so... what are we going to name them?

Dipper: “i only have to pay 5 if it’s twins.”

NightKing!Sans: deal *shakes his hand*

Dipper: “none of your business!”

NightKing!Sans: wow... you've changed alot the last time i saw you

Nurse: “you can see them now.”^^

Bill: good *walks in* hey

NightKing!Sans: ok *walks in too*

Ford: “. . . Let’s just ignore that.” -still uncomfortable with the fingers thing-

(Memechat?)

(send link)

The girl runs her finger over the golden bill cipher-shaped pendant around her neck-

Girl: “than I guess you could call us the main antagonists.”

NightKing!Sans: followers of the yellow Dorito i presume?

Boy: “followers? HA!”

Girl: “this was a gift from our father.”

Ford: what do they mean?

NightKing!Sans: oh boy... Ford, Stan... Bill and Mabel f**ked

Ford: THEY WHAT?!

They both burst into laughter-

Boy: “wow, you didn’t sugar coat that at ALL-“
Girl: “do i even need to take my mittens off?”
Boy: “DOESN’T MATTER NOW!”
They laugh hysterically

*looking at Dipper and Dipper is glaring at Sans* NightKing!Sans: Dipper you good?

Dipper: “you said it like THAT!?”

Oddly enough, Ford DOES notice the girl wearing mittens that not only don’t go with her outfit, are very weather inappropriate- suspicious.

NightKing!Sans: how else was i supposed to say it!?

Girl: “hm? What about them?”

Ford: what are they for?

Girl: “ugh- you’re so boring! Whatever.” She takes off her mittens behind her back, and then holds up her- very much six-fingered -hands
“Twinsies!”

*looks at her hands shocked* Ford: uh..

Girl: “mittens are a type of glove typically used during winter to keep your hands warm. What more is there to say?”
Boy: -snort- -trying not to laugh-

Ford: it's the middle of summer

Dipper: “we should- probably go back to Gravity Falls- you guys can come if you want. . .”

Ford: we're good thanks

NightKing!Sans: suit yourself *teleports away with Dipper*

Boy: “should we give it to him now, or wait?”

Girl: “let’s wait- anyway- this never happened! All you remember is that Sans yelled about- what happened. Well- you might be unaffected, but don’t tell anyone!” She snaps her fingers, and all anyone remembers is- well, what she said.
The twins are gone
(Comet btw)

NightKing!Sans: well sh!t

Girl: “fine, fine- are you SURE you want me to take them off?”

Ford: yes

Dipper: “well- what he said. Mabel just had babies with-“ he gags “-Bill Cipher. . .”

Ford: yeah... f**k

MITTENS. THE MITTENS ARE IMPORTANT DONT IGNORE THEM.

Dipper: “a little- i dunno, gentler!?”

NightKing!Sans: how would that sound like!?

Ford: guys stop... the mittens

girl: “alright- close your eyes.”

Ford: rather not

Girl: “I’m not going to do anything- it just makes a better effect when you close them.”

Ford: i said no

Mabel: -asleep-
Babies: -also asleep-

NightKing!Sans: wait... Dipper does that mean?

Dipper: “what does what mean?”

NightKing!Sans: the people we saw earlier were them... they time traveled

(They wiped their memories of them-)
Dipper: “what people?”

(Sans is immune to that kind of thing)
NightKing!Sans: great... *puts his hand up and then refreshes Dippers memory of the people they saw* see?

Dipper: “HOLY SH!T! Quick quick check their fingers-“

Mabel: -wakes up- “what are you guys doing. . .?”

NightKing!Sans: just don't freak out *checks the girls fingers* it is *shows Dipper*

Dipper: “i just- i have a feeling she won’t.”

NightKing!Sans: she will... i saw her future

Ford: “huh?”

NightKing!Sans: so me and Dipper found out something

Dipper: “i said NO! Sometimes i wish i hadn’t gotten my memories back of you. . .”

*sigh* NightKing!Sans: call me when you need me *teleports away*

Baby: -starts to cry-

Mabel: “hey!”

NightKing!Sans: Mabel... me, Dipper, Ford, and Stan saw your kids today... but they were older

Ford: “what is it?”

NightKing!Sans: the kids we saw earlier were the future selves of Mabel's kids

Dipper: “SSHH! Don’t rip the space time continuum! J-just go back to sleep Mabel-“

Mabel: -VERY tired- “yeah i can do with that.” She goes back to sleep

*takes dipper outside into the woods* NightKing!Sans: the only way for the space time continuum to be ripped is if the future self meets the past or present self.

Dipper: “still- i don’t think we should tell her.’

NightKing!Sans: if we didn't what would happen if Mabel saw the future ones?

He looks at Mabel and the babies one more time before leaving

NightKing!Sans: hey Ford

Ford: “who. . .?”

*sighs then puts his arm out and then refreshes Fords memory of the kids*

Ford: “as believable as it is for Mabel to get hurt, something is fishy here.”

Stan: yeah

NightKing!Sans: uh oh

Dipper: “uuuuh-“ -stuttering over everything he;s saying, not able to really make up an excuse-

Ford: “that’s it, tell us what’s really going on!”

NightKing!Sans: you know we have to tell them Dipper...

Stan: what is going on with Mabel?

Two people speak in unison behind them-

???x2: “do we though?”

*turns around* NightKing!Sans: and who are you?

-the girl looks like this, and i haven’t picrew-edited the boy yet-

Girl: “doesn’t matter.”
Boy: “because you’ll never remember us.”

(I’m sorry but it makes more sense for you to be Ford for this part- can you?)
They each pull what looks to be a remodel of the memory gun from a holster on their belts

(ye)

Ford: no way you are going to use that on us!

*crushes it with his tentacles* NightKing!Sans: yeah!

Girl: “OI! Those took me WEEKS to finish!”
Boy: “now now sister, calm yourself- I’m sure we can still handle these obnoxious fools.”
Girl: “r-right. Of course.”

NightKing!Sans: not really

Ford: these fools you see before you are f**king heros to gravity falls