Really? Rabbit

That I’ve never told a lie.

Same

When I was younger I told my sister justin bieber was outside on April Fools.

Probably the time I told my wife I wasnt hooked on nicotine and she obviously knew I was...so not only was that dumb on my part it was pathetic. Been off that crap for 3 years (ish) now and no regrets, best thing I've done for myself in quite a while.

Good job

Not me,my bro said this.
So, mom told him not to touch stapler. He stapled 10 staples, IN A ROW, and claimed he was innocent when she came back

i was told this by two girls in 4th grade and will never forget this

CG= crying girl
OG= other girl
M= me
T= teacher
GSNTH= girl sitting next to her

I threw a volleyball at a wall (why? idk) but it didn't hit anyone and bounced back to me. One of the girls started crying for who knows why. The teacher rushes over and this happens:

T: CG what happened
OG: *loudly* M did it!
M: wait what?
T: *glares at me*

OG then goes into this elaborate lie that defies the laws of physics: "M threw it, it hit me, rolled down my arm, hit GSNTH in the head, bounced off and hit CG in the head!"

Dont exactly remember what happened next. i didnt get in trouble

XD