Person: "You cute"
Me (if crush): "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" *blushing, crashes into like 70 walls*
Me (otherwise): "EXCUSE YOU I AM NOT CUTE IM FIERCE *rar*

i think your going insanes

noo... im not-

few

i followed you btw

Lol okay-

Dang it melun i thought you liked Bunny-

Wait melun wth is going on here

idk

*cough* Im not insane *cough*

you cute

Wait who saying this..? I MUST KNOW BEFORE I REACT

melun

Oh- melun- I uh.. how are you.. heh..

hoi

Melun- I-
*how do i react how do i react how do i react*

lol

...

dont over react
XD

... help me

XD

Dont you do it, purple

XDDDDDDDDDd

...

XD

Plz no.. im already in a melun paradox..

sowwy

AAAAAAAAAAA idk how to react

._.

aaaaaaand there we have it. the true answer to scenario 1

i just screem

XDD

person: oh your cute
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

person: *calls me cute*
me: *awkward silence* 0-0 oh- um thanks