Be a Dick

I bet that the owners of Dick's don't have mansions, multiple sports cars, swimming pools, golf club membership or 7 figure salaries. That's what you pay for when you go to McDonalds or Burger King and why you get paid so little when you work for them. This is why you should support your local small businesses while we still have them. they need your help.

Also done without government nonsense.

Employers get a federal tax credit for the childcare so this is 100% taxpayer funded

You forgot to mention every single fast food restaurant in the developed world outside the US