EA be like

Who said we had to be in the balloon to land? *Jumps off*

then *falls 1000 ft and splats*
me: (comes) ooh blood (drinks le blood)

I am Russian and I do this everyday.

Lmao wut

hey are you totally a human on discord?
just curious

I was but I changed my name I'm NaturalCorndogs

you put the dollar sign in the wrong place, dumbass!

me after reading your comment: 4x4qrg.gif (click to show)

aw i saw it

you mean | somebody once touched my spaghetti?

Yes

oh no

Not if they die first...

Lol

That's how they get you

You just jump off and sue them the next day

Ah YeS sUiNg

Furry!

So?

You are a furry, meaning there is no room for your fur suit, either ditch it, or Leave.

This is why I always carry a chair, I need something to soften my fall

oh no IM GOING TO HIGH