THE STRANGE THINGS PEOPLE DO; PUT YOUR MUSIC ON SHUFFLE, ONLY TO SKIP ALL THE SONGS UNTIL YOU FIND ONE YOU LIKE. OCCASIONALLY SEE IF YOU CAN MOVE THINGS WITH YOUR MIND. COME UP WITH STRATEGIES ON HOW TO COMMIT THE PERFECT CRIME. SAYING "OW!" WHEN YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY HURT, LIKE FROM A FAKE PUNCH, OR WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY HIT SOMETHING. ASKING "WHAT?" EVEN THOUGH YOU HEARD WHAT THE PERSON SAID. HAVE A SUDDEN THOUGHT ABOUT AN ACTION THAT WOULD RESULT IN YOUR DEATH. THINKING ABOUT A SCENARIO WHERE YOU SAVE EVERYONE'S LIVES AND BECOME A HERO. DELAY EATING, UNTIL YOU FIND THE PERFECT SHOW TO WATCH. HAVING TO REREAD WHAT YOU JUST READ BECAUSE YOU WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU WAS READING. ADMIRE A LARGE POO YOU DID IN THE TOILET.
