HERE WE GO RUSTY. I THINK YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO PARTICIPATE IN A RIGHT OF PASSAGE HANDED DOWN BETWEEN MY OLD MAN AND HIS DAD, ME AND MY OLD MAN AND NOW YOU AND YOUR OLD MAN BY SHARING YOUR FIRST BEER TOGETHER. YEAH SON, I TELL YOU, I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS BACK WHEN MOTHER'S AND FATHER'S WERE MOM AND POP. NOT "BIRTHING PERSONS" AND "SPERM DONORS". NOW WE CAN'T EVEN CALL BOYS, BOYS AND GIRLS, GIRLS ANYMORE. THE BEST FEMALE ATHLETES ARE MEN, WHITE FOLKS WHO SUPPORT TRUMP ARE RACIST DOMESTIC TERRORISTS, BUT BLACK LIVES MATTER WHO RIOT, LOOT, BURN DOWN BUSINESSES AND MURDER POLICE IN THE STREETS ARE HEROES. I TELL YA SON, IT'S ALMOST ENOUGH TO DRIVE A FELLA TO DRINK. WAY AHEAD OF YOU POP.
