Bonus if you are going out with a girlfriend or boyfriend. BUT IT CANNOT BE COOKIE unless you are Egg_Official

Milk: Give me a glass of milk.

Ralsei: *from halfway across the restaurant* CANNIBAL!

Milk: Yes.

Lemon Demon: ok *gives him milk* anything else?

Milk: A sheep carcass.

Lemon Demon: we don't have that. but can i interest you in some severed, cooked, human head?

Milk: Sure.

Lemon Demon: alright! *he goes into the kitchen*

*few minutes later Lemon Demon comes back with a cooked, severed, human head*
Lemon Demon: enjoy!

Milk: *he wrapped his tongue around the head and ate it*

Lemon demon: anything else or is that it?

Milk: I'll have the entire menu.

Lemon Demon: alright.

*hours later*

Lemon demon: *gives milk A LOT OF FOOD*

Milk:*he wraps his tongue around all the food and ate it in one bite*

Lemon Demon: so did you enjoy the food?

Cookie: *shudders*

Milk: Yeah.

Lemon demon: the price is 200 dollars

Milk: Put it on Cookie's tab.

Cookie: MILK WTF!?

Lemon Demon: ok.

Milk: h a h

Cookie: *sigh* fine.... *pays*

Milk: That's what you get for trusting a milk carton to have money.

Cookie: S̷͚͓̈́͛͑̈́̈́I̷̹̺̞͒̿̑̍̕L̵͇͖̇̃Ĕ̴̫̫N̶͎͎̾C̵͖̋͂̋̉E̴̟͈̓ ̴̖͔̣̅̀̂̚͝Y̶͖̖͓̆̄͒͠Ǒ̸̳͕̎̅̀͠U̴͙͓̇̈̇͜ ̸̣̔͐̊̓Ī̴̩̈͆̊͝N̴̠͇̉̎̐̆C̸̡̺̘̦͇̎O̸̻̭̗̰̹̍M̶̮͇̃P̶͚̼͇̞͋̄̀Ě̶̳͛͂̓̒T̶̟͉̖͖̉̂̾̀̀E̸͓̎̎̄N̷̠͂͊̀͘͝T̵̙̲̈́̓ ̴̧̤̩̽̿͗͝U̷̡͖͎͊̈́N̸̡̠͇̞͛͒͊G̸̺͑̑̆̈̀R̴̯͇̱̯̃̊͑̎̕Ã̸̛̰͉͎̣͊̚T̵̢͉͖̤̾̉̉͒͘Ē̵̮͆͗͛̕F̵̰͙̥͠͠Ú̷̜̼̙̳́͆͆͠L̴̙̟̥̻͒ ̴͕̈́́̔M̴̡̻̥̹͝I̷͚͉̙͗ͅĻ̶̓̚K̴̛̰͙̄̋͗͝ ̸͎͌C̸̡͒̏ͅẠ̴̭̄̕͘͘͜Ŗ̵͎̟͒͗͆̕͜T̷̼̱̊̆̔͐Ỏ̴̧̝̪̬̉̂͠Ņ̴̬̰͉̆̍͆̄ *cookie throws milk out the window*

Milk: Oh f-

Cookie: and thats what you get for messing with someone who hates milk except strawberry milk

Milk: Yo mama.

Cookie: *slaps milk* NO

Milk: JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A MOM

Cookie: at least nobody wanted you

Milk: No legit I have no parents

Cookie: then how are you.....here in this world???

Milk: I woke up on a pile of dead bodies.

Cookie: ._.

Milk: Cool I onw

Know*

Cookie: ima head out......

Milk: ohok

(So- i have a MFM (mid fight masses) oc- her name is Serditty (that means angry in Russian-) she’s Selever’s daughter, and considering your Rasazy, around this point in the timeline she would be a baby, so-)

Selever: “. . . What the f*ck.” He takes baby Serditty from her high chair and holds her close

Lemon Demon: Hello there, what can i get you?

Cookie: Oh hi Lemon. uhh lets see on the menu hmmmmmmmm ill take the boyfriend soup. what about you Sel?

Selever: -regretting his decision to come here- “uh- yeah sure me to.”

Lemon demon: alright it will take a few minutes! *goes to kitchen*

*few minutes later*

Lemon demon: ok im back and here is your soup *two bowls of soup were given to Selever and Cookie*

Selever: -genuinely scared-
baby Serditty: -oblivious-

Cookie: question........what's in the soup?

Lemon Demon: someone's boyfriend

Cookie: i lost my appetite now.

Selever: -cradleing Serditty, still terrified-

Cookie: lemon.....we don't want to start another conflict. i need you to stop serving people.....this...

Kisela: “. . .”

Lemon Demon: Hello there, what can i get you?

Kisela: “. . . You don’t remember me?”

Lemon Demon: no?

Kisela: “. . .” -about to cry-

(ok what's the story?)

Lemon demon: unless im getting very forgetful hmmmm.....

(Lets just say this- people will f*ck anything.)

Kisela: -cry-

Lemon demon: ._.

(Daughter.)

-tries to stop crying-

(why didn't you tell me that before. oh ik this was a timeline BEFORE Kisela was born so she merely time travelled lol)