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I WISH I WAS A BEE

I WISH I WAS A BEE | ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION, THERE IS NO WAY A BEE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLY. IT'S WINGS ARE TOO SMALL TO GET ITS FAT LITTLE BODY OFF THE GROUND. THE BEE, OF COURSE, FLIES ANYWAY, BECAUSE BEES DON'T CARE WHAT HUMANS THINK IS IMPOSSIBLE. | image tagged in spiderman presentation,shitpost,bee movie,ya like jazz | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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[Intro]
He-he-here we go!

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!

[Verse 1]
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

[Verse 2]
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!

[Verse 3]
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

[Verse 4]
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!

[Verse 5]
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!

[Skit]
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!

[Outro]
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!

Written By
Grant Kirkhope
Release Date
1999

DK Island

Donkey Kong 64 - Official Soundtrack (1999)
1.
DK Rap
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5 years ago
TAKE IT TO THE FRIGDE

Techymounten 123
5 years ago
This song saved my life

SUPREME DONG
4 years ago
H I S C O C O N U T G U N C A N F I R E I N S P U R T S
[deleted] M
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sir - y
[deleted] M
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T A K E I T T O T H E F R I D G E
[deleted] M
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ok
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Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
[deleted] M
3 ups, 3y,
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ok
[deleted] M
2 ups, 3y,
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ok
[deleted] M
3 ups, 3y,
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ok
[deleted] M
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ok
[deleted] M
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OK
[deleted] M
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O K
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AND THEN THERE’S CHUNKY

h e’ s d e a d
[deleted] M
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D K !
Chunky's dead!
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[deleted] M
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G A S P
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Gasp indeed
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Ya like jazz?
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Actually yes
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Thank u
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Np
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:)
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ya like jazz
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I actually like jazz
3 ups, 3y,
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good
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I really do and I can recommend some
3 ups, 3y,
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nah
thx tho
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2 ups, 3y
Ok, np
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Bee movie intro monologue
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Yes
2 ups, 3y,
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Have you seen the size of life by Kurzgesagt, it explains the science (kind of). This isn't an r/woosh I'm just saying.
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Interesting! Could you send a link?!
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It's a series so just search the size of life his videos should appear at the top.
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Oh ok.
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Yessss
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I know you like jazz

But which type of jazz do your prefer?
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I really like a band called Yoko Kanno and the Seatbelts
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Ah, ok
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1 up, 3y
Yes. Check them out!
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ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION, THERE IS NO WAY A BEE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLY. IT'S WINGS ARE TOO SMALL TO GET ITS FAT LITTLE BODY OFF THE GROUND. THE BEE, OF COURSE, FLIES ANYWAY, BECAUSE BEES DON'T CARE WHAT HUMANS THINK IS IMPOSSIBLE.