I’ll answer as many as possible as long as it’s not political, it’s not nsfw, and it’s not personal

Q: do u like soup

Best I can get to this is I’ve never had soup. I think I had it once when I was little but I wouldn’t remember if I did anyway.

Q: isitacceptablethatistillhaveromanticattractiontowardsyou

Yes

Notsurewhyistillfeellikekissingyouafterallthistimebutidkkillmeorsum

Not sure if I’m reading this right
But no I’m not gonna kill you.

You're probably reading it right

And dammit I just want someone to kill me (half joking)

Ngl, I feel the same sometimes

Jesus Christ...

What? I’m not good at socializing am I? That was probably not the best response for that comment XD.

Nope def not

iwannakissyourightnowandihavenocluewhybutatthesametimeidontwannamakeshitawkwardso-

ihavenoideahowtorespondtothisanditsalreadyprettyawkwardanywayssowhynot?

*Kisses you anyways*

*kisses back*

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@~@

-system error
>restarting...

FINALLY. F**K YOU AUTOCORRECT. This literally the one thing I hate about mobile keyboard.

*only the message: “Error…” appears before I shut down*

-restarted

Imma just sit here *sits*

Message:

RESTARTING….

PLEASE WAIT…

…

UPDATING SYSTEM….

*powers on*

Ok. I think I overheated…

Message: UPDATE COMPLETED…

Well that was terrible timing.

Oh well *shrugs*

*plugs my "tail" into a portable charger*

I should probably go recharge as well.

*nods* (my "recharge" irl doesnt exist so-)

Do you play Subnautica

No

Ohokitsaverygoodgametho