UNDERVERSE when F@taL_3R40r comes in.

Error: HE RIPPED MY F**KING ARM OFF!

Bubbles: (Walks over to Error, holding chocolate) Hello!

I thought Fresh scared him. ._ .

Watercolor: Ink..... *sweats nervously as she rubs her bandage over her eye*

Ink: ?

Watercolor: Soooo.... You know how I am the current protecter of the You Know Who vial?

Ink: yea

Watercolor: well. a certain pink asshole knocked it out of my belt, and I caught it a bit TOO hard, and now You Know Who shares my headspace telling me to OVERWRITE everything I see. do you know how to separate myself from this guy?

Ink: yea... really hard... but from understanding.. there are only 2 that can.. well, separate him from anyone, and put him back in..

Watercolor; Do you know who they are? in the mean time, can you beat up the pink assholeo?

Ink: Only one. But they H A T E me. no matter the version, they hate me. for the other, I don't know.

Watercolor: you wanna know my real name?

Ink: uh, sure?

Watercolor/Ruby: Wait. How did UV!Toofless not question my bandage??????

Me: GOOD QUESTION

Watercolor/Ruby: Fun fact: Before my piece of sh!t parents blinded my left eye, it was ruby red, hence my name is Ruby.

Me: cool

Hack: chu *kisses Watercolor on the cheek*
Watercolor/Ruby: *eye goes burning neon pink* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

All 3 of us: *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) INTENSIFIES*

Blend: ?????????? *confused bean*

Fatal ripped his WHOLE ASS ARM OFF in the comic.

Ik. I've seen the comic and Ink was just like: IS IT STILL ATTACTCHED!?!?
GEE, THANKS INK

OH WAIT, NONE!

I calculated. 1.

HE DUMB. he probably has the same IQ as he has braincells.

Ink: I felt that
Me IRL: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

Me IRL: <Image>
Ink: why do you have to be so mean to me?

BECAUSE

Ink: I'm just gonna cry my non-existence emotions away. *teleports*
Me IRL: well shit.

WELL OBVIOUSLY NOT INK.

XDDDD

INK IS STUPID SOMETIMES

y e s

R E A L L Y STUPID

yes

HOW MANY BRAIN CELLS DOES HE HAVE!?!?!????

*poofs to room in Doodlesphere*

F in the chat for Ink.

Everyone I impersonate IRL: . . . F

(JK)

Me IRL: Oh you better be aware, I impersonate some of the Bad Sans's.. AND HECK EVEN PEASANT-

I meant JK for the F in the chat for Ink.

Me IRL: *inhales* If I EVEN let the bad bois loose, they will hunt you, and k i l l you

Ok

Me IRL: SO. I would run..

should I do an X!Gaster version, too?

if ya wabt

Grace: Toof, Tell Ink what Dream did.

Me IRL: HOW THE FCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!? (short term memory ;-;)
Ink: ?????

Grace: I MEANT YOUR OC

Me: IDK EITHER-
Ink: REEEEEEE-

Grace: I have officially given up. UNCLE! TELL EM'
DS!Night: He ate the black apple.

Ink: oh. OH. OK.

Grace: Soon after that incident, Nootmare found out, and UV 2.0 started. but to save Dream.

Ink: wow.. ok
Me: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmk
Me IRL: oh wow

Grace: Wgich is till a work in progress.

Me: k

Ruby/Watercolor: *"blind" eye FRICKEN PURPLE* HE SCARY SOMETIMES

Ink: I told ya.. I'm S C A R E D of UV!Tooflless

Hack(Fun fact: both her and Watercolor/Ruby are spooders): *being like a spooder* Hey sweetheart.
Watercolor/Ruby: *EYE NOW A FREAKING BRIGHT NEON PINK AND BLUSHING INTENSIFIES*

Ink: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Watercolor: *all flustered* st-st-stop!!!

Ink: no ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Watercolor: SSCCRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ink: *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) intensifies*

Hack: She's a total Tsundere.

Ink: I can tell

Ruby: *poofs to UV!Toofless* H-h-hello?

UV!Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? I'M DEALING WITH HIM RIGHT NOW, SO HE DOESN'T TOUCH THE FRICKEN VIAL!!
(Yea this is one of the only AU's where Tooflless works with Error)

Ruby: I'm from another timeline. My name is Ruby. NOT the genocide player. You see, in my timeline, the squid assholeo NEARLY dropped the X!B!tch vial, but it got teleported to me somehow before it hit the ground. A few years later, a specific pink asshole who killed off A LOT of their timeline PURPOSEFULLY KNOCKED IT OUT OF MY POCKET, and I grabbed it too hard, and now I need some help.

UV!Me: getting the fcken asshole out of your body, right?

Ruby: Yep. Thanks, Betty.

UV!Me: hold on just a moment- *Punches UV!Ink square in the FACE* that'll buy us some time.

Ruby: (OUCH) Th-Thanks.....(OMFG HE IS SCARY)

UV!Me: *Forces the bitch into the vial* there.

Ruby: thanks. I'll be heading back to my timeline now. see ya!

UV!Me: good. In the mean time I have to deal with my Ink. (the f**ken bitch)

Hack: I'm just glad she was able to fake not being your assistant from this timeline so well.

Ink: I'm surprised to. Who else is scared of UV!Tooflless besides me?

Watercolor: me

Ink: Oh, ok. Fun Fact: X(I call X!Gaster X for short) himself is to

Watercolor: So now that I know I probably shouldn't keep this either, WHO IS NOW?

Ink: You can give it to someone else in another timeline from this one, but I don't know the timeline or their name.. all that I know is that their a fusion ultimate god of me and Tooflless. Like I said, don't know their name or the timeline their from..

Hack: I can. I have a small vault where i keep things that CANNOT be touched, no matter what. I can put the vial in there.
Watercolor/Ruby: Good idea.

Ink: ah good, as long as it's not anywhere near ME, I'm good. but you can't tell me where the vault is or else round 2 will start.

Grace: I think UV 2.0 started soon after Dream did you know what.

Ink: what

Ruby(Watercolor): It's Ruby. Same name as the f**king genocide player(in my Universe) and I hate that fact.

Ink: I find your swearing as an acceptation only because it's about the genocide player

Ruby(Watercolor: Anyways. do you know WHERE this person who can separate me from X!B!tch is?

Ink: yes, during the event timeline..

Ruby(Watercolor): Name?

Ink: *sighs* X-Event Tooflless. or just UV!Tooflless. that version of Tooflless H A T E S me to all high heck

Ruby: well.... I'll just go by real name and change back to what I used to wear before I got this dumb job of helping you. BRB.

Ink: why is everyone mean to me ;-;
Me IRL: B!TCH WHAT AM I?
Ink: oh yea... you..

*Ruby/Watercolor comes back with her white Overalls taken off with blue jeans, a pink T-shirt, and her jacket no longer tied around her waist and is wearing like a normal person.*
Ruby(Watercolor): Ta da!

Ink: ohok