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WHY IS EVERY SINGLE ASEXUAL DEITY HOT AF?!

WHY IS EVERY SINGLE ASEXUAL DEITY HOT AF?! | HELLO, I'M ALLATU; A CANAANITE ASEXUAL DEITY | image tagged in hot,lgbt,asexual,deities,why | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
239 views 8 upvotes Made by anonymous 3 years ago in LGBTQ
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2 ups, 3y,
3 replies
Because apparently we need to sexualize everyone. If you look for actual depictions of deities from Egypt, Greece, Rome, etc. in their time they won't have giant boobs or curvy hips like that. It's a symptom of our recent fanart culture.
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2 ups, 3y
EXAXTLY!
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
THANK YOU i have been saying this for a while now (not on imgflip) and everyone’s just like “oh you’re a feminist ewwww”
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
And that statement is exactly why we can't have nice things... 🙄 How is being a feminist "ewwww"?!?! How can anyone be anything other than a feminist!? But too many people - mostly men - still think of it as a fight between men and women and whoever loses is weak. But as long as it is a fight to win it will never be over. The key thing though: It isn't! And never was. The goal was never to "win" over men. The goal was equality. But since balancing something is a bit more difficult than knocking things over, two-year-olds have problems grasping the idea...
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
yes!!! I think people are undereducated on this subject… I was talking to some girls last month and one of them goes “wow you’re a little over the top with this stuff… yeah i want equal rights but i’m not a FEMINIST” And i was like “umm??? that’s what it means????”
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
wow... I weep for humanity... 😔

I mean, they were probably taught to dislike the word feminist and didn't arrive at that conclusion on their own. And people who teach kids that should just not be allowed to have kids...
2 ups, 3y
yeah I agree, when/if I have kids I am going to teach them all about equality forms pretty young age.
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1 up, 3y,
2 replies
Actually they do have giant boobs and curvy hips, Have you seen their tombs? xD
And in this case, Allatu is naked in most of her tombs and statues xD
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Interesting... All I could find are depictions like these. 🤔
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1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Yeah, Most of the google censored that
1 up, 3y
🤔
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
look man, ik you’re an adult and probably know about this stuff, but most dieties, especially from greek and roman times aren’t traditionally “sexy”. Above is a picture of APHRODITE, who is supposed to be the one of the most beautiful goddesses in all mythology. There is no thigh gap. She’s got a bit of a tummy. She is not that skinny and curvy. And that’s ok! But in my opinion you are wrong, most goddesses were not depicted as having “giant boobs and curvy hips”. And maybe if you can find ancient statues that prove me wrong i will change my mind.
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0 ups, 3y
It mostly depends on what they found "sexy"
1 up, 3y,
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I think the reason why ace deities are hot is too taunt us
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1 up, 3y
Smart
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0 ups, 3y
That actually sounds like a fair reason xD
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1 up, 3y,
1 reply
I found a hot deities who isn't ace
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0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
True, But most ace deities are hot
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1 up, 3y
True
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