"Huh. Cute child ya got there."

Ruv: “hm? Yes, my son is very adorable.”

"Hope ya don't mind if I just..."
*He would reach over, as of to give him something, but falls over instead.*

*If

Ruv dodges any attempts at touching selever

"Ow...:
*He gets back up and hands Ruv something. It looks valuable.*

Ruv: “. . . What is this?”

"I don't know either. Someone told me it's a gem, which go for a lot of money, but..."

Ruv: “. . . Ok.”

*He quickly leaves.*

(Suction Cup Man was climbing on a nearby tower.)

Ruv: -walking with Baby Selever-

Suction Cup Man: Hey, don't you have a blue haired midget you should be rap battling?!

Ruv: “that was a long time ago. He is no longer worth my time.”

Suction Cup Man: Then what the f**k IS worth your time?!

-gestures to baby Selever-

Suction Cup Man: Aww...

Ruv: “my son is cute, no?”

SCM: What's his name?

Ruv: “thank you.”

Ruv: “Selever.”

SCM: Oh, okay.

He keeps walking, making sure Selever doesn’t drop his rattle

SCM: Your son's f**kin adorable!

Rose: *slaps Alex*
Alex: "I hate you

(lol im supposed to be Rasazy but since this was before she was born ill choose cookie)

Cookie: awwwww cute baby!

(Oop lol- hai Rasazy XD)

Ruv: “yes- my son is very adorable.”

Cookie: im gonna die of how adorable he is

Selever: -adorable baby noise-

(Wanna do a MFM rp in memechat after this? I’ll be Selever-)

(Someone else is Selever. Selever_Official)

Cookie: *dies*

(I mean in the rp- you dont always have to have (insert character)_official to play someone in a rp)
Ruv: “. . . Oops.”
Selever: -cute noise-

(True he doesn’t have to know)

Cookie: h-he’s s-so cute......

Ruv: -laugh- “yes.”

Cookie: *is still on the floor*

* from a nearby house the song “ corrupted south “ can be heard *

(Carlos} *printer noises while trying to eat a nearby tree whole*

*Asriel is picking flowers*

(Aw)
Ruv: -letting baby Selever grab his finger-

Asriel: *turns around* "Oh! Howdy!"

Ruv: “. . . Hello.”

Asriel: "What's the little guy's name?" *He points to Selever*

Ruv: “Selever.”

Asriel: "That's a nice name! My name is Asriel!"

Ruv: “ruv.”

Asriel: "Nice to meet you, sir!"

Ruv: “heh.” He pinches Selevers cheek
Selever: -baby noise-

Asriel: "Aw...!"

Ruv: “goodbye.” He makes Selever’s little hand wave

Asriel: *waves*

Ruv checks his phone-
Ruv: “we have to go.”

Asriel: "Oh... Bye bye!"

The baby gurgles and Ruv helps him tuck it behind his horn

Selever: -frickin adorable-

Asriel: *smiles*

Ruv: “ok.”

Asriel: *hands him a flower* "There you go, little guy!"

Ruv: “you to.”

Asriel: "...Is it ok if I give Selever a flower?"