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theONLYrandomdoggo, what ever your circumstances, and however insurmountable the problem, there is always hope.

Please do not kill yourself.

Please come talk to me.

If not me, then at least call the following number:

1-800-273-8255

YwY

DONT MCFRICKING DO IT

i will

wait what-

hes rly good at helping people not commit, he also has this stream called online_therapists

not if i'm dead =)

if u commit, i commit.

WHY MUST YOU DO THIS
YOU JUST MET ME

IM BOTH SUICIDAL AND A PSYCHOPATH WHAT WOULD U EXPECT ME TO DO

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT

im also 11 so idk why im suicidal.

Well I failed

I am sorry

don't be

I failed, the ONE thing I was trying to do in this life, I failed. It hurts knowing I failed miserably. Failed like I have time and time again. I'm done. I'm f**king done.

Hi theONLYrandomdoggo, are you still there?

i am now

OK, thank you for meeting with me. Do you want to talk here, or in memechat?

it's fine to talk here

Before we begin, I need to ask you a few questions:

1. Do you have a plan to commit suicide?
2. Do you have the means to commit suicide; i.e. a gun, a knife, etc?

my reason to start thinking about it was two things
1 realization of how much life sucks
2 self-hate
but now the reason is because there's a 90% chance i fail school and live through literal hell and even if i pass i won't be able to go on imgflip anymore unless my old school un-seizes my alt account

If you don't mind me asking, why do you hate yourself so much?

because of how i act
yet if i changed that like i have before people always say "bE yOuRsElF aGaIn"

OK. What are some of your behavioral traits that you hated?

literally everything about myself
i just wanted constant pain for myself

Could you please give me examples of that

And, the desire for pain; is that something you wanted as penance or punishment for those hated behaviors?

If I am getting a little too nosy, please forgive me for that, I wanted to understand the things you're struggling with.

Hi theONLYrandomdoggo, how are you doing so far?

i have a plan to commit suicide
my weapon was a knife but it was found by my parents so i have none now

What did your parents say when they've found that knife?

they don't know it's for suicide

How long have you been thinking about committing suicide?

2 years

If you're OK in self disclosing, can you tell me what were the reasons why you wanted to commit suicide?

If you do, can you please put them away. I need you to have no distractions for yourself as we talk. Can you do that for me please?

Are you there, theONLYrandomdoggo?

theONLYrandomdoggo

Think of the people who are depending on you.

Think of your own family and friends you will grieve needlessly.

And think of the people you could have helped in the future.

What ever your problem is, it is a problem you can help others overcome.

How will they, without you being there for them?

YwY

You were good son, real good. But not too good

XD

R.I.P

YwY

Don’t do it!

it's not like you don't want me gone

dude! you have so much to live for!

NO I F**KING DON'T

YES YOU F**KING DO!

HOW

your a nice guy, sure sometimes things can get really horrible but you can't just end it all cuz of something! and sure you can get pissed and overreact sometimes but it's best that you think before you say

i was about to cry and then you started talking and stopped me
thanks for one single thing

being depressed isn't okay for anyone but it's a good idea to stop it

........

and without ya, imgflip wouldn't be the same

heh
i'd be better though

no, no it won't

it will

No man, it won’t.

You made friends along the way

and enimes

But still, suicide isn’t the way.

then what is?

Living and not being depressed

mhm