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5ea93y.jpg (click to show) Here friends! Is how to commit Soos's side!

Ren: STRIKE ME DOWN ZEUS, YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO
*Lighting strikes the shovel*

And now for the funeral!

*The shovel starts glowing bright and Ren is perfectly fine*

Or we could just cremate him because this didn't go as planned...

Ren: WHAT THE
*Ren swings the Storm weaver at missingno*

*Eat's lightning bolt* Thank you for the food! I was actually kind of hungry. Do we have any (Literal) Energy drinks

Ren: WHAT, well okay then
*Ren raises the shovel in the air once again*

WAIT IS IT RAINING??? *Uses umbrella to not get my circuits wet*

*lighting strikes the shovel but this time Ren strikes the umbrella breaking it*

NO THE RAIN!!!

*Ren charges his shovel up and smashes Missingno's computer they used as a Shelter*

Ren: You get what you deserve

*Goes into a computer store and shoves myself into a computer for shelter*

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*A lightning bolt strikes the death bringer making it glow brightly*

Jacob: Ren, what you doing?!?!

Ren: STRIKE ME DOWN ZEUS, YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO...
*Keeps shovel in air*

Jacob: What the F**k are you doing Ren?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!???!?!?!?!

*A lightning bolt strikes the shovel but instead of Ren being hurt the shovel starts to glow bright yellow*

Jacob: wha?!?!

Ren: It's the power of the death bringer
*Ren swings his shovel into a trat dummy he set up and a small flash was emitted and the test dummy is electrified and split into two*

Jacob: wow!!

Ren: That's why It's called the death bringer

Jacob: cool

...

*A lightning bolt strikes the death bringer and it starts glowing brighty*
Ren: ZEUS IS WITH US

-runs away-

*Ren doesn't chase chocolate_chip2 but he experiments on what he can do when the death bringer is charged*

Moon: uh ren..........

Ren: do you like my new hair color, I think it's nice
Ren: STRIKE ME DOWN ZEUS, YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO...

Moon: yes I do

*A lightning bolt strikes the death bringer and it starts glowing*
Ren: I love this weapon

moon: i know you do

Ren: I should think of a new name for this because I think Death bringer is just too boring
(After 5 minutes of thinking)
Ren: Storm weaver, I think that fits it

moon: ooh i like it

*Ren points the Storm weavers edge of the blade at a test dummy and a bolt of electricity comes flying out hitting it*
Ren: Now we're talkin

moon: uhhhhhhhhh

Ren: What's the matter

moon: goood question

*Ren looks at the Storm weaver and he smiles*

moon: that looks so cool

*Ren Gets to the bedroom, let's his tail and ears be exposed and takes a nap*

*Ren sheaves the Storm weaver and listens*

moon:*just watches*

*Ren walks home and puts Storm weaver away*

moon: *she goes with him*

Ren: oh
*Ren unsheaves the Storm weaver*
Ren: I think I could give this a good paint job
*Ren grabs some spray paint bottles and starts painting it*
(After 1 hour)
Ren: It's finished, the storm weaver
*the Storm weaver after it's paint job looks a little like this*

moon: COOL