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Distracted Boyfriend Meme | MY DEPRESSION; SOMETHING I DID 15 YEARS AGO THAT UNINTENTIONALLY NEGATIVELY AFFECTED SOMEONE; MY GREAT WIFE, PETS, JOB, AND LIFE | image tagged in memes,distracted boyfriend | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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With the way you act, I am surprised you have a wife
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I'm not
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Oh you're the idiot who tried to quote the Jewish holy book to defend christianity. Clearly I'm more christ-like and god loves me more than you. You know, because I actually took 3 seconds to learn the difference between the jewish and christian holy books.
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The Torah is part of the Hebrew Bible but it is also the first five books of the Christian Bible. You also clearly haven’t even peeked at the Bible, God loves everyone equally, regardless of sin. The first sentence of what you just said proves my point
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lol god loves everyone equally...except for the thousands and thousands god ordered his armies to rape, kill and enslave in the bible...right?

Surely you've read those parts too.
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The thousands of people that they enslaved did much worse things. Some of them too bad for me to say in this thread. He never ordered the Jews to rape anyone, you clearly have not looked over that part. When the Jews did rape people, it was of their own inner, evil desires. And to answer your question yes, I have read the Old Testament
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"See, the day of the Lord is coming — a cruel day, with wrath and fierce anger. . . . I will put an end to the arrogance of the haughty. . . . Their infants will be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses will be looted and their wives violated." (Isaiah 13:9–16 NIV)

So you lied about having read the old Testament. What a shock. And that isn't the first time you bore false witness. This is why god loves me more than you
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So your god orders armies to kill and enslave people that he supposedly loves?

Maybe read up a little more and rant a little less. You're not a great ambassador for the religion you pretend to understand and follow.
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It’s not me who’s given false testimony. Though God loves his creation and everything in it. But above all, God is just, and everything on this earth is not perfect. The day of the lord is the day that God brings justice down onto the people that are unjust and did not believe. How about this, I am sorry for the first comment, I am sure your a nice guy( or girl) and all but you should stop and think about what you say to the people on the internet. It comes off as rude, so yah I am definitely rude. Sorry about that
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You should apologize for the lying. I provided biblical proof of god commanding women to be raped and children to be murdered. Why did you lie about about having read it, and why would you choose to follow such a violent, hateful religion now that you actually know what is in the bible?
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It also says just after that, that it will be the Medes who will invade the land. This isn’t a command but prophecy about what will happen one day. See, when you are reading sections like this, you have to read the context. Isaiah is mostly about God prophesying through Isaiah about the what will happen if the Jews do not turn from sin and their idols. This is a warning for things to come if they do not change their ways. Sort of like a parent warning a child to stop doing what they are doing, or there will be consequences. Also, Christianity isn’t a violent religion. I can provide plenty of biblical proof of that. Thanks for testing my faith! 👍🏻
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And he chose to allow it to happen. Doesn't exactly sound like a perfect diety.
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So your plan is to just ignore those times when god commanded women to be raped and infants to be slaughtered in front of their parents?

I didn't test your faith, I tested your ability to remain in denial.
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He said that it would happen, he didn’t command it to happen
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