This man sits on a cafe bench in hell. Wdyd

Katie: *sits nearby*
-Waiter comes up & takes her order-

Angel: Heyy what’s up my strawberry pimp

*rolls eyes* Dear Angel, how many times have I told you to not call me that?

* smiles * what’s the matter my strawberry pimp don’t like the name

Alastor: It’s disgraceful you are associating me with the likes of Valentino!

Angel: aww is someone mad? Can I help you make you feel better? * smiles and I shake fur boobs *

Alastor: *pushes him away* I’d appreciate you’d stay as far away as my microphone reaches. *he held out his staff and made a circle around himself*

* puts face against circle and does weird faces at you *

Alastor: PUT YOUR PANTS ON IM CALLING THE STAFF

Angel: jokes on you there is no staff

Alastor: hope they learned something
(I was copying that from a clip where the bunny called al cute and he cocked a glock)

( ok memes chat ?)

THIS IS A H O T E L

AND I BRIBED THE STAFF TO GET OUT OF HERE

I WILL KILL YOU

Awwww is someone mad? * spreads legs apart *

*eyes glow red and symbol float around his face*

You are either mad or turn on

The sky turns black outside*

Nope not turned on * jumps out window *

*pulls out a glock*
( HUNICAST IM DED)

( nice ) * runs away *

Alastor: *one second* *normal*
(You don’t know what hunicast is do you)

( kinda I saw some animations of them but I never watch them )

Alastor: You are so immature sometimes-

Angel: I know * presses fur chest against circle *

Alastor: *walks away taking the circle with him*

* following you *

Alastor:*teleports away*

* at the hotel in Alastor room * angel: * wearing lingerie * heyyyy

*Ren looks at the man while wearing a hoodie on*
(It's rare for Ren to wear a hoodie on)

Alastor: *feeding birbs seed*

*Ren watches Alastor while waiting for a waiter*

Alastor: *shoos the monster crows away*

Ren: I think he notices me

Maid bokuhoe: can I have your dishes yet

*A lightning bolt appears outside.*

Alastor: *feeding birbs seed*

*Someone steps out fro the bright light. They resemble a fox in a mech.*

Alastor: *looks up slightly and returns to the monster crows*

"Man, that hurt."

Alastor: *eats a human toe*

"Uh..."

Alastor: *napkin* Yes?

*They slowly step away.*

Alastor: *chuckles*

*They stop.*
"What's so funny?"

Alastor: Now you talk!

"..."

(Updike stared.)

Alastor: *feeding birbs*