me and the boys back in the day (fun fact you all are my children)

what the frick is that title

granny fought in world war 2

;-;
Ink: HERE WHAT YOU NEED-
Me IRL: T E L E P O R T M E. N O W
Ink: OK THEN. *Grabs me and we both teleport*

granny just wants to visit her damn grandchildren

Berry: OH HELL NO

On this day, June 12, 2021, Mary “Granny” Jones took her own life by a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Granny was born on October 24, 1925, in Sussex County, Delaware, to parents Edith and George Jones. Granny had 3 children, but sadly, they never came to visit her.
Granny fought in World War 2. She was described as a war hero, for her heroic actions.

Berry: BEGON DEMON- *holding up a holey cross*

(one with holes in it?)
On the morning of June 12, 2021, Granny asked for her grandchild, Tooflless_Official, to come visit her. He refused, because he’s a spoiled brat. Granny was saddened by this news. Later in the morning, at around ~7:30 AM EDT, in Salisbury, Maryland, Granny shot herself. Her last words were, “I just want to see my damn grandkids.” Now Granny is dead, and it’s all Tooflless’ fault.

WHAT THE F**K

Granny is dead, and it’s all Tooflless’ fault.

Berry: ACTUALLY, WHICH TOOFLLESS ARE YOU REFERING TO, BECAUSE THERE ARE 3.

that's lame

Dream: no it's true, and please stop with the negative emotions, they hurt me ;-;
Cross: true

f**k this

bye

see my latest posts for context

ohok

i’m now your old ass grandma who can’t remember anything past 1967

0-0 . . . stay 93,000,000 miles away from me

don’t leave granny like this what the hell man

where is my overprotective bff when I need him ;-;

you’re gonna leave granny in a retirement home to rot?

A N D
D I E ?

DUDE, CHILL-

A N D
D I E

BUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD-

i think you may have parkinson's, you forgot how to spell colour and you're now shaking

Berry: *twitching and has a demon face*

damn, that also a symptom of parkinson's?

Berry: *more insane laughter*
(I would get out of there while you can..)

what's so funny? are you watching little kids try to drive go karts?

Berry: *Insane laughter continues*
Dust: NOPE, I'M JUST GONNA- *Picks up Berry and teleports with him*
Dream: is it over? ;-;
Cross: yeah, I think so

are you taking him to a retirement home?

Dream: what!? no! he's one of my best friends, sure he's a skeleton, like me, Cross and Dust are, but I would never do that
Cross: Dream, your over 300 years old remember?
Dream: true. but I was always like this
Cross: true that

no he has parkinson's and also i think he's going cuckoo for cocoa puffs

Dream: No, he's.. a yandere..
Cross: yeah..

all of them
Now Toofless is going to jail forever.

Berry: there's the dragon, the OC, and Tooflless herself. and you can't put them in jail. like I said, one is a dragon, the other is a OP OC, and the final is a fricken angel. or Ink will just get them out of there.

shut up
nerd

Berry: AY, I'M NOT A NERD. UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO STRANGLE A BITCH.

800-273-8255
don't kill yourself

Berry: OH I WON'T.. *insane laughter*

oh good
you're not going to strangle yourself
nerd

Berry: *Has his axe out* BUT I'LL KILL IF I HAVE TO.. *his eyes are now a blood-red couler*

damn, not even urban dictionary could tell me what the hell you just said

Berry: *twitching uncontrollably*