derp

a-aahhh~

sure
here's my phone number
834-8585-848

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nice try

or maybe you’re from the future

duhn duhn duhn duhnnnnn

maybe you’re 24 but you were born in like, 2011

jio'r3gjio'jerhjpirqeoiu

exposed

lmfao

i will tell everyone about this

oh no, what ever shall I do

also did you know i’m a time traveller from 2007

did you know no one asked?

did you know i’m going to cut your dick off?

oh no
I don't wanna be a liberal!
I don't wanna be a liberal!

haha
too bad

noooo!

*chops it off*

I love offending people, when I was taking a shower I made a very racist asian joke. Then I laughed then my hand turned the water to the hottest setting then I burned my skin, I screamed for 2 hours. Then my dick started itching, then it went down to my testicles then back to my p**is, then there was a huge red rash on it. It was extremely painful, then I hurt both of my ankles while going down the stairs. Then I fell down, then I had to take a shit. I took 2 hours taking a shit, then I got up and I realized I had to go take a wizz. I took a wizz, then I fell down and crawled up the stairs of to my office. Then I found out my friend died, then I took off all my clothes and jacked off. The End.

could i hear that asian joke?

I forgot it

damn it
well i technically have honorary white status in both south africa and germany

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that’s what happens when you’re good friends with the cool people

that’s epic right

yes