NEVER QUESTION THE HUMEROUS ONE

Me: NANI?!

XDDDDD

So I got my second dose yesterday. AND I DON'T FELL ICKY! YAY!

nice

Me: *questions the humorous one*

Cannon!Swap: . . .

Me: =D

Berry(My Blue): . . . Dude, never question Cannon unless you want to die by me
Cannon!Swap: I guess

Horrortale version of undertoad Mario (horrortoad): I do not believe in personal space * walks excessively close to Berry*

Berry: Move. the. frick. away. from. me.
Cannon: ;-; *Leaves*

One of horrortoad Mario's scars: starts bleeding
Me: I'm going to get out before he vents

Berry: *Moves* that doesn't scare me. where's my pup.. PUP!
Horror: *COMES OUT OF NO-WHERE* hi
Berry: hey

Horrortoad mario: @horror what kind of car accidents have you been in

Horror: CAR ACCIDENTS!? More like typical murder
Berry: T-T

Horrortoad mario: finally a man of culture

Berry: *dodging* what, ya think I'm stupid?

Horrortoad mario: yes...
*A pipe shoot s from the ground behind berry*
*berry is now dangling from his shirt*

Berry: eh, *see's his ribcage* frick.
Horror: *G R O W L*

*a wall of pipes push horror backwards*

Horror: *Breaks them and keeps growling*
Berry: Pup, your gonna get yourself killed doing that.
Horror: *clearly does not care and blood starts dripping from his mouth, meaning he's ready to kill someone*

*A pipe shoots up and horror starts dangling in the same way*
Horrortoad mario: @horror i always hated you the most

Horror: *Breaks it, and continues growling* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Berry: T-T I told you.
Horror: *does not care*

Horrortoad mario: *turns around and uppercuts horror*

Horror: *Grabs his arm, and continues growling* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Berry: (well he's dead)

*pipe hits horror hard in the back of the head*

Horror: *Growling extremely loud*
H!Me(Horror me): HORROR.
Horror: *Hears and backs down* . . *whimper*
Berry: (AH SHIT, HE'S MORE DANGEROUS*
H!Me: *rotating head over 360 degrees*

*spikes pop out of the ground below berry*
Horrortoad Mario: have a nice time getting down.

Berry: ok
H!Me: WHAT. ARE. YOU. EVEN. DOING. *some bone parts are visible on H!Me, and flesh wounds are open, scars are visible, and it turns out H!Me is only single jointed. not double, which makes it impossible to make terrifying things with H!Me's own body*

Horrortoad mario: not impressed

H!Me: *thousands, and thousands, AND THOUSANDS of sharp teeth in mouth, and extremely sharp claws* I EAT WHATEVER I CAN, THAT INCLUDES, WHATEVER I CAN FIND. *also big af*

Horrortoad mario: wow... I couldn't care less. You could not being to imagine the crap I've seen

H!Me: I have seen so many things, that have made me into a beast, no-one can believe what happened to a innocent soul, then to a monstrous beast that will show no mercy, but will kill everyone in it's path, JUST. TO. GET. WHAT. IT. WANTS.

Horrortoad mario: ok boomer
*walks away*
Horrortoad mario: good luck with that

H!Me: . . . GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Me: *teleports berry and horror to me* i think we should get out of here

Berry: that's the best option, he's really really dangerous
Horror: *has fallen asleep apparently*

Me: both of them are

Berry: true.
Horror: *sleeping*

Me:aww... He's cute when he's sleeping

Berry: true
Horror: *sleeping*

Me: ok now lets get out of here

Berry: yea

* giant dinosaur staring Berry down*
Me: oh crap I forgot to park my dinosaur

Berry: it's ok
Horror: *sleeping*

Me: * brings dinosaur to the driveway and hugs it*
Dinosaur: *fallss asleep*

Berry: ohok

Witchtale sans (au i made 20 minutes ago): hey who's getting beat up by mario this time

Berry: No-one

H!you and Horrortoad mario: yelling
Witchtale sans: I'm going to pretend like I didn't hear that

Berry: TwT

Me: 😐
Horror: 😴

Berry: so now what

* pipe shoots out of ground almost breaking berries jaw*
Me: we get out of here before one of us gets killed. Okay we take the dinosaur

Berry: DUDE, I'M OUTTA HERE. *teleports*

Me: what you forgot your skeleton dog thing.... you forgot horror

Berry: *teleports back* come here. *Picks Horror up, despite him being heavy af* let's go, PROPER this time. *teleports with Horror*

*pipe shoots out in front of me*
Me: TAKE ME WITH YOU

Berry: *teleports you just by using magic*

Me: Well if they destroy their house thats their problem.

Berry: yup

Horror: Come on! Don't you murder to?
Berry: Only if I have to, or if I need to.. (or if I WANT to.. mweh heh...)

Horrortoad mario: * inhales* BOI

Horror: WHAT?
Berry: l e a v e m e a l o n e
Horror: .-.

* pipes shoot grom the ground
* everyone is now trapped in the room
Horrortoad mario: L I S T E N H E R E Y O U

Berry: you think I'm scared? try something else
Horror: (oh no..)

Horrortoad mario: *grabs berry by the shirt* you dont know what i can do...

Berry: let. me. go.

Me: @berry do you want black or pink funeral cards
*small spikes shoot out of the ground beneath berry*

Berry: *teleports* heh.. I.. take none. besides, my family will not be happy.

Horrortoad mario: *pulls out a knife and starts swiping at berry*

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