i’ll create a bunch of fake characters with ridiculous policies and we’ll test it out

I’VE HEARD LOTS OF PEOPLE CALL FOR RANKED VOTING NOW AND PREVIOUSLY. SO HERE’S MY PLAN. ON ELECTION DAY WE WILL IN ADDITION TO THE ACTUAL ELECTION HOLD A NOT-REAL ELECTION FOR NOT-REAL CANDIDATES WITH NOT-REAL POLICIES USING RANKED VOTING. THIS LITTLE FAKE ELECTION HOLDS NO POWER BUT IT WILL LET US DECIDE IF WE LIKE IT. AFTER THE ELECTION I’LL HOLD A STRAW POLL ON WHETHER OR NOT WE PREFER RANKED VOTING AND WE WILL DO WHAT THE POLL DECIDES MOVING FORWARDS.