hail Satan lol

when you like 1 metal song:
megachristian karens: DIE EVIL SATAN I HATE YOU YOU NEED JESUSSSS!!!!! *holds cross with malicious intent*

lmao my family tried making me go there Mormen church and the way I dress is a shock type thing long story short I made A LOT of kids cry and a parent told me got has forsaken you. i got spit on lol

tell me more

lol

that sounds like my grandma

lmao

I would scream a screeching voice "HELP ME DARK MASTER! IT BURNS!", just to spite them.

Then talk normal and say "really? did you people actually read the bible?
Because I have :)- and you would be surprised what lies religion has told you. Feel free to follow whatever you believe, but don't tell me things that are false. Because that's devilish".

https://www.bibleodyssey.org/passages/related-articles/666-in-popular-culture-and-history
https://www.bibleodyssey.org/tools/ask-a-scholar/satan

cool

Lmao yeah. We have the worst stereotypes.