ME: I REMEMBER BEING THE NEW KID IN PRESCHOOL AND I DIDENT LIKE IT
MOM: OH YEAH DIDENT YOU MAKE A FREN THO?
ME: NO, I JUST SAT ALONE AND PAINTED A PICTURE
MOM: YOU PAINTED YOUR TEACHER PINK?
ME; *CANT STOP LAUGHING* NO XD I SAID I PAINTED A PICTURE XD; XD MY MOM AND I HAVE WEIRD CONVERSATIONS