WHERE AM I? MIAMI; GOOD. I'M A BIG FAN OF THE JAGUARS. MIKE, MY GUY IN THE WHITE HOUSE SAYS THIS GUY IS A COMPLETE MORON . . . AND HE'LL END UP DYING IN OFFICE ANYWAY. THIS GUY COULDN'T EVEN BURN A PIECE OF PAPER WITH A FLAME THROWER. UNITED STATES PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN
COMPLETE MORON
WILL DIE ANYWAY
CAN'T USE FLAME THROWER; WELL SAM, WE CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG WHILE HE DESTROYS THE COUNTRY. YOU AND FI CAN TAKE CARE OF HIS CREW HARRIS, PELOSI, AND SCHUMER. I'LL PUT A PILLOW OVER JOE'S FACE WHEN HE'S NAPPING. YOU GOT IT BROTHER. BUT IT'S GONNA COST YOU 2 COLD BEERS AND A MOJITO FOR THIS ONE.