THE REASON MAYBERRY WAS SO PEACEFUL AND QUIET WAS BECAUSE NOBODY WAS MARRIED. ANDY, AUNT BEA, BARNEY, FLOYD, HOWARD, GOOBER, GOMER, SAM, EARNEST T BASS, HELEN, THELMA LOU, CLARA AND, OF COURSE, OPIE WERE ALL SINGLE. THE ONLY MARRIED PERSON WAS OTIS, AND HE JUST STAYED DRUNK ...
