I love offending people, when I was taking a shower I made a very racist asian joke. Then I laughed then my hand turned the water to the hottest setting then I burned my skin, I screamed for 2 hours. Then my dick started itching, then it went down to my testicles then back to my p**is, then there was a huge red rash on it. It was extremely painful, then I hurt both of my ankles while going down the stairs. Then I fell down, then I had to take a shit. I took 2 hours taking a shit, then I got up and I realized I had to go take a wizz. I took a wizz, then I fell down and crawled up the stairs of to my office. Then I found out my friend died, then I took off all my clothes and jacked off. The End.

i see

lmfao

that doesn't surprise me

or does it?

if it's from you then yeah

Is this legit?

it actually is

From you?

yep

What tf happend in your life-

It all started when I was 6

Explain

I had an alchohol addiction, then I got my balls stolen by the japenese

Wtf