when the stars align

lmao

Bro that's just perfect

thanks you

medium rare

thats exactly how i like my steak

thats exactly how i like my human flesh

thats exactly how I like my roast

roast of orphan toes?

no roasting people that are f**king brainless

eh they taste good too

Yea

.-.

My friend once told me "your mother is so fat her nose gets home two days before she does"

yea that isnt even good, that says she has a big nose, it would be so fat her belly button not nose

The oof matches the meme

much

Yo mama so skinny she lives in a 2d world

shes average phot not skinny and not fat enough for you to use her as a joe mama joke

HHHHHH

??

he's intentionally wheezing

oooooooook

Yo mama so ugly
The background stopped being transparent.

Yo mamá si stinky all the flies buzzing around her want her to take a bath.

Yo mama so stupid
She raised you.

yo mama so stupid she thought Kanye West was a country (like north and south Korea if you head is too slow to process)

Yo mama so stupid she studied for the covid test

Yo mama so fat that the scale said "give me your weight, not your phone number."

Yo mama so hairy
The news caption was 'escaped ape found'.

Yo mama so smelly she uses skunk spray as perfume

Yo mama so fat she only goes down on elevators.

Yo mama so ugly, her selfie account got taken off of Instagram

Yo mama so ugly
when Queen Elizabeth II saw her, she died

Yo mama so fat, she walked in front of the tv and I missed the extended LOTR marathon.

Yo mama so fat she covered the entire elephant section.

*laughs in my mother hasnt even gotten a covid test*

Yo mama so old she thought Apple sold food items.

she owns an apple iphone and shes in her 40s

Yo mama so large she couldn't fit in a 10 story apartment.

she fits in a car seat

Yo mama so ugly
When she looked in a mirror it said 'viewer discretion advised'.

i would do now but i dont want to be saying my mother is hot like bruh

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Wtf are you saying

ok

ok

ok

its cause she isnt imma be strait with you she has become un-attractive at my birth

ok

if you want i can show you pictures of her when she was younger and you would not be saying that.

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