Roast this guy because why not

This guy looks more like a creepy pedophile that deserves to be in prison for life than a newsagent.

He looks like Matt Kenseth on crack

He have a long face but he doesn’t have a long life

bill nye if he was on crack

He looks like he’s trying to cosplay as Jimmy Fallon but he bought a Mark Zuckerberg mask instead

He looks like an alien Grey whose human skin doesn't fit right...

I need you for campaign season

Who's running against ya, Silverado?

No one, I'm running with Wubbzy, against some leftist party who's mascot is Godzilla, A 'centrist' Party whos P candidate is a real asshole, and a couple of others.

Meme chat me if ya need help. I'm PO'd at politics in general right now, but I'll dew what I can.

Ok.

*Smol pp energy*