Don't. Ask.

Um..

don't ask

You know what? I'm not even gonna ask.

Ink: what is on ur mind
Me IRL: Only I know
Ink: then tell mw
Me IRL: n o

Me IRL: I guess I forgot to tell you I'm a multishipper. (why must people make Error X Dream look so cute, and make their ship children look adorable as well?)

Ink: oh ok
Me IRL: (Dunno)

Me IRL: And that means......OH GOD WHY IS DUSSIC SO CUTE AGHHHHHH.(AND DREAM X ERROR UGHHHHHH)

Ink: hOLd uP. Doesn't Dust love Blue?
Me IRL: yea

I KNOW. BUT LIKE I SAID, I HAVE A MULTISHIPPER @$$

Ink: COULD YOU STOP SWEARING, FOR 5 MINUTES!?!?!?!?!?
Me IRL: well ur mad
Ink: AH, YOU COULDN'T TELL!?!?
Me IRL: I was being SARCASTIC, INK.

BUT STILL. I am a multishipper.

Ink: ok
Me IRL: (wow, you chill quickly) k

Me IRL: *is now under a blanket looking at Error X Dream pics in secret*

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Me IRL: Spooder Error!

He's so cute!

I'm Aracnaphobic remember? and it doesn't help that I have a baby Huntsman named Andy living in my house as is ;-;

I like spiders.

*UNHOLY SCREECHING*
(gtg)

What? they're fuzzy, and cute and don't bite unless threatened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF3X2hgk9GY
I. Fricken. DIED.

*UNHOLY SCREECHING INTENSIFIES*

lol

Ink: oh yeah, nice try with that.
Me IRL: oof.

Because I know he's gonna kill me if I try

Ink: no, actually. he'd just back off.
Me IRL: yea

*searches how to make a child feel better* dammit. nothing.

Ink & Me IRL: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

one thing I suggest. Force him to go to therapy. Teleport him there, drag him there, whatever you can do to make him less depresso espresso

Ink: he would hate it. and...
Me IRL: yeah..... THAT.
Ink: I hate it when he does it..
Me IRL: you've always hated it..
Ink: yup...

????

Ink: *nervous laughter* he can turn me into a Kinder at ANYTIME he pleases
Me IRL: yup

*My multishipper @$$ starts to think about Error x Dream, and wants to hug da ship childrens*

(Oh. I find all ship childs cute. so your ok)

I found this really C O N C E R N I N G photo of Paperjam. it was Christmas as well.

Me IRL: oh-
Ink: E X C U S E M E

Ink I am not showing it. What he was holding was REALLY concerning.

Ink: W H A T. W A S. I T.
Me IRL: OOF we activated overprotective mother Ink
Ink: well yes, but actually no
Me IRL: wow

Well....His sweater said "I want death". the item I refuse to tell. it was covered in christmas lights, too.

Ink: I AM OFFICIALLY CONCERNED ABOUT MY CHILD
Me IRL: aren't you always?
Ink: . . . yes, why?
Me IRL: ok

Clearly Paperjam hates his life.

Ink: I know about that. he spends most of his time in his room, not coming out unless he's called
Me IRL: yeah

I wish I could hug him.

lol

XD

XD

R.I.P DS!Night.

yea

I'm sorry BUT WHY DO PEOPLE SHIP ERROR AND CLASSIC?!

that's me trying to figure out why people ship Dream & Error.

imgflip.com/i/5c82jr
(Sweats in finds the Dream X Error ship children really friggen adorable as well as has a multishipper @$$*

huh

Nyala: What?

I didn't know that he was moody.

Nyala: He can be. not always.

ok

Nyala: He's just in a bad mood today because something happened at school.

oof..

Nyala: He'll be fine tomorrow

I hope so

Minisculetale Error: Hello!

yes

Plum and Nyala: Hi M.

hi

Nyala: Hi!
Plum: *going to his room to play video games*

huh.

Nyala: ?

he just went to his room. ok then

Nyala: Video games.

ohok

Nyala: He's like that when he's moody

Ink: what'cha watching down there?
Me IRL: you DON'T. WANT. TO. KNOW.

Me IRL: Being a multishipper

Ink: um, ok. I'll just leave you be. *teleports*
well he's gone now

*is now looking at kustard pics*

oh. LET ME SEE *also comes under blanket*

What do you think of my cat blanket?

I l o v e it

*now switches to Cream Photos for not known reasons*

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*opens a portal* I promised Classic I would babysit his kids. wanna come with?