I'm strait male, but like bruh, your gf is practically useless if your an ace

*laughs in the asexual part but no girls are stupid enough to like me*

I came out as strait as i went in, but then i suddenly was the most attractive boy in my school, so now the small percentage of girls that are nice are now datimg me (theres like 4 of them that are nice) and theyre just as pretty as they are nice, so that makes a plus. Then its me choosing one, but i didnt want the other 3 mad, so i didnt have a very big choice, but i chose 1 but would be friends with the other 3, i chose the one that was the prettiest and the kindest, but was also by far the smallest of them. My big 6 foot tall ass with a barely 5 foot tall girlfriend, but she is also by far the most likely to be a hentai

And i am the most basic guy in my school, other than being big brain and being extremely tall

See yore lucky. I might be one of the worst looking people

bruh